Adding to the chaos?
Alright, so I think that to begin this bulletin of chaos, I need to explain some "important history."
If you saw my New Year's bulletin, I wrote that on my phone while traveling. Because I spent too long writing random stories (and bulletins) on my phone, and my parents noticed, I got slapped with a time limit on the decent browser on my phone (Chrome)... months later, my parents realized my little "work-around," using the default Samsung Internet browser... which was a glitchy mess on my phone, but it was fine. Better than nothing, I guess... right? Sure, it deleted everything I wrote once in a while, and the copy and paste had some issues (it didn't let me copy/paste more than one paragraph at a time), but it was still usable. So, I had something I'd scribbled down in my Notes app while I didn't have data, since I couldn't get on P&W when I had no connection, but I didn't end up posting that because of the issues with copy and paste. I specified that in my bulletin... but because I was insane and didn't think, I wrote that in a way that implied something... sus. Not what I meant. But...
Here we go, the chaos begins with Eden.
sighs
"Why does everyone think the worst things possible? Well, it's not too late to fix it..."
"Okay, so I didn't specify why I had said parental controls... nobody's going to say anything sus, right?"
I was wrong.
insert vague screenshot involving parental controls here
"This should fix it..."
...
I begin to question Eden's sanity.
But I can still fix things. I hope.
insert Rimskaya saying Happy New Year here
deep breath
It is okay, everything is fine!
I. WILL. FIX. THIS!!!
No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE????
WHAT CHAOS HAVE I CAUSED HERE!?!
internally screams
Skip a few months...
Okay, so that gets us to where we are today.
RoDevs posts a bulletin about how everyone in the GW server is trying to steal his wife, Parnu.
Of course, chaos ensues, and somewhere in the bulletin someone mentions this exact "frog thing." So I try to defend myself...
Well, Lunoria decides to torment me!!
But because I am certifiably insane and am a being of total chaos...
I decide to torment Lunoria and RoDevs back!
Ah, here you go, some nice countryball illustrations. The first was Zenteka and Parnu, but here's the one that is relevant to this bulletin:
LUNORIA X RODEVS
YES I WILL CAUSE CHAOS
HA perfect reaction I LOVE IT
I ENJOY WATCHING RODEVS SUFFER
Yep, then I made it worse with some other Lunoria x RoDevs stuff, but you can find that in RoDevs' bulletin.
...
But, because RoDevs is RoDevs...
Here we go.
I'm on trial now... wonderful.
Icenio is trying to at least stop RoDevs from doing illegal things, while it seems Parnu... well, looks like she's just confused here.
NO RODEVS YOU CAN'T EXECUTE ME! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THAT IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAW-
Oh crap, y'all make the law, don't you?
NO!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!
internally screams again
Well-
Uh, I will... defend myself-?
...
Can't you see it was self-defense?!
Replies
Yes, of course it counts.
sighs
Well, I guess that's better than what you said before.
Still, you need to be on trial for those clear war crimes that Ny and Zenteka so kindly pointed out.
And I don't think a single thing you have ever said about me has been entertaining. Just highly concerning.
Well then, JUST CRIMES!
I think Your into frogs like into
NO! I am NOT!
TO BOTH OF YOU!
(I do think Hamilton is a great musical, though)
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
Luna tryna deny liking frog porn
No!
Absolutely not!
I just made a perfectly innocent New Year's bulletin... and here we are now.
Ok luna here
As I said on my other bulletin, please don't post anything inappropriate. I'm not going to watch it. Edit your comment and delete that, please.
I dont think it’s bad I haven’t watched it but yea..
edit: nvm it’s bad..