This addresses a rising formerly-dead meme within Rimskaya, so Democraticus decided to stage something to address both things we are to talk about here. Enjoy!
(Camera fades in, inside Commissar Democraticus' office)
Minister of Information: I must inform you about something you will be very happy about
Democraticus: Well, what is it? Don't keep me waiting!
Minister of Information: The Orbis Orbiter Weekly came out with edition 2
(Cuts to outside the room in a hallway as the Minister of Architecture walks in to meet the Commissar's [REDACTED])
Democraticus (In the background): That wonderful newspaper is printing exactly what I like! It's only dedicated-
Minister of Architecture: Hello [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: Minister...
Democraticus (Still in background): -to the truth!
[REDACTED]: The O.O.W. came out with another edition?
Minister of Architecture: Yes they did. The Commissar is very happy about it.
Minister of Decent Sarcasm: He'll be reading it for the next 2 days now.
Democraticus (Still in background): It's incredible!
(Cuts back to inside the office)
Democraticus: I want the latest edition printed! At once! Everyone in Rimskaya and Orbis should be reading this wonderful printing masterpiece. It's great!
The Engineer should read this publication!
(Gets up and starts banging his desk)
ENGINEER!
ENGINEER!
ENGINEER!
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Exactly. The O.O.W. is an amazing newspaper.
Democraticus: Who definitely didn't sponsor the paper and works with it, tell us how great it is :trol:
Check it out here (Edition #2)