Nation Bulletin

We're Taking Over From Here.

(Asserts Dominance)

By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
08/14/2022 10:52 pm
Updated: 08/15/2022 12:24 am

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(Before we get started, we would like to notice everyone, that Democraticus is delaying his speech regarding Project Aequitas for a few more days. He will give it by the end of February 2079)

Rimskaya has decided it is time to act. The military has been mobilized. Following "Nightmare" taking effect, the following are our updates:

-The Monster in Disney World is dead, and it was confirmed to resemble Mickey Mouse. We tried to capture it, but it proved to resilient, so we simply drowned it in a pool of [REDACTED] and chopped up its body. Disney will be rebuilt when everything blows over.

-Rimskaya is officially sealing off access to Gulf of Mexico until further notice, exceptions being diplomatic and civilian vessels, as well as allied warships.

-Despite it not being formal territory, the military has officially stepped outside our borders. The entirety of the former state of Florida will be under our control within the coming days. Old cities such as Jacksonville and Miami will not be rebuilt for a long time, but we want the territory of our homeland back- maybe even more...

-Rimskaya would like to ask anyone who is planning to stand up to Nova Mundus' acts of aggression in the form of any kind of armed combat, so we know what kind of fighting force we are looking at for a potential "Super-Special Military Operation."

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 3:09 am

Anyone reading this, you might wanna check our nation map ;)

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 3:25 am

Unfortunately, I can't provide military support as our alliances have a treaty, but I can try to provide resources (iron, coal and uranium mostly since that's what I produce, but I should be able to get others from wars and trade).

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:05 am

We are putting our foot down.

You will not blockade our ships from the Mediterranean, it is a vital trade route and we have naval military operations there which were agreed upon with the nearby nation. If you block our ships we will attack.

https://politicsandwar.com/bulletin/id=11842/even-dmzri-meets-with-zach-i-of-zacharia-to-discuss-defensive-military-movements-ruddock-media

^ Our operations. Be wise and do not block our ships.

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:23 am

Wait a minute...

Hold on...

(Turns around)

(ALRIGHT WHO PUT MEDITERRANEAN!? IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY GULF OF MEXICO!!! I SEE YOU SMERKING OVER THERE. YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SICK JOKE??? GET OVER HERE!!!)

I will just fix that...

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:25 am

Where in the world did you get so much land???

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:25 am

Look closer at the border. You'll understand then.

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:27 am

The borders look sus... 

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:33 am

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:34 am

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Posted August 15, 2022 at 5:53 am

B r u h

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