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The United Slums of Goonerland is a nation led by Imperial Squidward Backpfeifenger Shmit on the continent of Asia. The United Slums of Goonerland's government is a Dictatorship with very fascist social policies. Economically, The United Slums of Goonerland favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The United Slums of Goonerland is the Dong. At 51 days old, The United Slums of Goonerland is an established nation. The United Slums of Goonerland has a population of 568,834 and a land area of 7,750.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 73.40. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

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GLORY TO GOONERLAND 

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
04/11/2025 01:35 am
Raid		Xbox Live
Phil Spencer
The Enterprise		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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04/10/2025 10:23 pm
Raid		Free Bear Republic
Bearington
The Enterprise		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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04/10/2025 03:34 pm
Raid		Tinkerland
Tinkerbell
The Enterprise		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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04/06/2025 05:27 am
Raid		Baltveria
Muskar II
Singularity		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/30/2025 12:54 am
Raid		Failstack
Arminius
Imperialis		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/29/2025 03:50 pm
Raid		Emberfell
Magnus1
Weaponized Assault Penguins		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/28/2025 09:22 pm
Raid		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		The Khedivate of Egypt
Farouk
None		 Victory
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03/18/2025 01:43 pm
Raid		Chess Giants
Paul Morphy
Event Horizon		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/18/2025 12:16 pm
Raid		Math
Aryabhata
The Enterprise		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/18/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Hypocristan
DTC
The Enterprise		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/14/2025 11:41 am
Raid

None		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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03/10/2025 11:18 pm
Raid		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		Velistan
Romeo Santano
None		 Victory
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03/06/2025 10:35 am
Attrition

None		Goonerland
Backpfeifenger Shmit
None		 Defeat
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