Current War With Camel.Toe:

30 Wins vs 32 Battles

$5.5bn total infra damage, $2.9bn net infra damage

#1 in war at Rose for…well, literally everything basically 

Only just warming up. Send more meat.

C’mon yeah, you know 🌹 

I don’t care about infra losses, costs, resources, etiquette or even winning, it’s just pixels to me. Fully appreciate you gotta lose to win sometimes. Taking it personally? Got a rant or a sob story?  Fascinating, tell me less…

As you were 🌹 

Maximum violence immediately. 

Win or lose, it’s gonna hurt in the morning…

7th Oct 2024

C31, 1,097 days playing, #519 of 11,724 nations (peak score)

My PEAK positions within the Top 100 in game are: 

Total infrastructure destroyed: 52nd

Ships sunk: 38th

Troops killed: 53rd

Wars won: 71st

1st Nov 2024: 1.25m infra destroyed

7th Sep 2023: $1.5bn money looted

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33 wins for 33 battles last war.

Such a non-event I don’t think we even named the war? Anyway, up there as always stats wise on top damage etc. for what there was to be had but to be frank it was a super-easy war, no fight back whatsoever, nothing to kill, hard to find targets, nobody had any forces or infra to hit anyway after the first blitz so pretty boring really, the opposition utterly capitulated within the first few hours, made no fight of it and that was that, total lack of spirit really. Expected more but just sub-mediocre opponents 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dodge This War Performance (C26) - Defensive War

#2 in Rose Total Damage Of War Mid-Tier

#25 in Rose for Total Damage Of War 

#22 in Rose for Highest Damage Per City

#3 in Rose Total Ship Kills

#24 in Rose Total Soldiers Killed

#15 in Rose Total Tank Kills

#14 in Rose Total Aircraft Kills

16 losses, 9 wins, 1 truce, 1 timeout for 27 battles fought.

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Darkest Hour War Performance (C23) - Attacking War

#5 in Rose for Total Damage Of War 

#3 in Rose for Total Net Damage Of War  

#2 in Rose Total Damage Of War Mid-Tier 

#2 in Rose Total Net Damage Of War Mid-Tier

#1 in Rose Total Soldiers Killed (>15m) & #1 across whole coalition

#3 in Rose Total Tank Kills 

#3 in Rose Total Aircraft Kills & #19 across whole coalition

#3 in Rose Total Ship Kills & #8 across whole coalition

77 wins for 77 battles fought.

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Catatonic War Performance (C21) - Attacking War

#1 in Rose for Total Damage Of War

#3 in Rose for Total Net Damage Of War

#2 in Rose for Highest Damage Per City

#6 in Rose for Highest Net Damage Per City

#10 in Rose Total Soldiers Killed

#11 in Rose Total Tank Kills

#2 in Rose Total Ship Kills

25 wins for 25 battles fought.