Another really crappy war bulletin

British Marines have flooded into southern Nigeria after multiple new landings. They have successfully managed to retake the majority of southern Nigeria. The eastern, northern and western provinces in Nigeria have fallen to invading British soldiers and paratroopers alongside British troops stationed in Nigeria have retaken central Nigeria. The entire country is now back in British grasp. West Africa federation, now licking it's wounds only holds claims to Cameroon, or something like that (I don't remember much about him tbh). British soldiers will remain in Nigeria to deter any more bedland invasions and to keep peace.

Yeah, so that little situation is over

I need to fill the rest of the bulletin somehow though.

What should I write about?

Hmm...

I'm 700 days old now, which I thought was pretty cool

(I need more content)

Ooh I know...

Britain will side with the Soviet Federation and Sedrosian empire against the ASPA's tyranny. We will dedicate our forces to relieve soviet forces from the eternal onslaught of ASPA troops. Britain will not enter the war directly, instead supplying allied parties and fighting through them. If I remember correctly, the ASPA is very picky over CB's so mine is 'the complete and utter destruction of the ASPA'. I think it sums up my aims pretty well.

60,000 British soldiers have been deployed to the Soviets frontline and will remain under their control. Our borders with Cameroon have been militarised in case of an ASPA attack.