Imagine not letting your people be free/working with slavers
In response to New England's (calling it Beanstopia is cringe, like, why a country based on beans and Shrek? Anyways, I digress.) threats against the Republic of Austria the Ministry of Defence has decided to launch precision guided Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles loaded with regular explosive warheads towards key logistic hubs and administration buildings, crippling their ability to govern and conduct war. Out of the 227 missiles fired over a 12 hour period 53 were shot down, targeting some ports and regional capitals on a district level. It's estimated that about 70% of New England's government capabilities and 63% of it's supply capabilities were either severely crippled or entirely eradicated. Also, 200 thousand of the 300 thousand troops stationed in china were sent to Nicaragua to defend against "enemy incursions in friendly territory."
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Ok first off, virtually all of those missiles you sent would have been shot down.
We have over 700 BADSAM systems, each of which has multiple missiles. We would only use a fraction of our air defenses against them. We also have a large fleet of interceptor drones
Moreover, New England isn’t even my heartland! You (unsuccessfully) bombed trees, fishermen, and the mafia
Lastly you aren’t getting those troops to Nicaragua for a while
Regardless of whether or not I void this, you have done no damage whatsoever
Hey, if you can pull of anything without taking any defences into account then why can't I?
Also, I'm calling you New England cuz that's where you mainly are. Idrc what you would call yourself.
Then why is it under attack by Colombia? Your logic seems to not be logicing.
The wole thing got voided basically
Colombia is celebrating victory in a nonexistent ear
Beanstopia your country is directly inside of New England, that region of the East Coast is all New England.
HOW DARE YOU BOMB NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!
Wait, Nicaragua is mine? Since when?
Good question.
Man don't bomb New England
I quite like it there