Nation Bulletin

Cutting the head of the snail

Imagine not letting your people be free/working with slavers

By Krone
10/13/2023 09:57 pm
Updated: 10/13/2023 09:57 pm

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In response to New England's (calling it Beanstopia is cringe, like, why a country based on beans and Shrek? Anyways, I digress.) threats against the Republic of Austria the Ministry of Defence has decided to launch precision guided Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles loaded with regular explosive warheads towards key logistic hubs and administration buildings, crippling their ability to govern and conduct war. Out of the 227 missiles fired over a 12 hour period 53 were shot down, targeting some ports and regional capitals on a district level. It's estimated that about 70% of New England's government capabilities and 63% of it's supply capabilities were either severely crippled or entirely eradicated. Also, 200 thousand of the 300 thousand troops stationed in china were sent to Nicaragua to defend against "enemy incursions in friendly territory."

I can't be bothered to think of an end so here.

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:03 pm

Ok first off, virtually all of those missiles you sent would have been shot down.

We have over 700 BADSAM systems, each of which has multiple missiles. We would only use a fraction of our air defenses against them. We also have a large fleet of interceptor drones

Moreover, New England isn’t even my heartland! You (unsuccessfully) bombed trees, fishermen, and the mafia

Lastly you aren’t getting those troops to Nicaragua for a while

Regardless of whether or not I void this, you have done no damage whatsoever 

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:05 pm

Hey, if you can pull of anything without taking any defences into account then why can't I?
Also, I'm calling you New England cuz that's where you mainly are. Idrc what you would call yourself.

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:18 pm

Then why is it under attack by Colombia? Your logic seems to not be logicing.

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:23 pm

The wole thing got voided basically 

Colombia is celebrating victory in a nonexistent ear

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:24 pm

Beanstopia your country is directly inside of New England, that region of the East Coast is all New England. 

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:34 pm

HOW DARE YOU BOMB NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:39 pm

Wait, Nicaragua is mine? Since when?

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 9:40 pm

Good question.

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Posted October 13, 2023 at 10:42 pm

Man don't bomb New England

I quite like it there

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