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Ok, so I declare war, let out a good quality bulletin, ok? Beanstopia and Gran Colombia declare war on me, spam 9 bulletins within 24 hours, then one of them leaves on the (perfectly acceptable for PnW) grounds of mental health issues. However, I'm not letting this slide, so I will still post my war bulletins. I will slightly hold back somewhat against Colombia, but until then, Beanstopia, you are getting ratioed so badly you won't have a military left, you jerk.
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Hell yeah woooo
Psst, we are going to give you 1 singular Melonese soldier, use him wisely
Also kick their ass, please, for your favorite Melon themed friend
Melons > beans
Oh come on, I’m the only one who actually held back in the bulletins