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We Saved The World! Dating Is Banned Till You're Adult

Praise The Adeptus Averian Imperium and The Leader

By National News
07/15/2023 04:40 am
Updated: 07/15/2023 04:40 am

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Averian, Tectovitus — The Adeptus Averian higher higher-ups with the permission of The Great Supreme Leader have concluded how to minimalize the ever-growing degeneracy that befalls our dear society. The government will ban dating for those whose ages are still below 20. You hear that right? Underage dating will be a thing of the past, only adults are allowed to date and have a lover.

The following conversations below are between our journalist and the young leader who fills in for the vacancy of our Great Supreme Leader, Mya.

So, Miss Myao, how do you feel about the recent policy? Do you support it?

 

Yes. At that age, studying is more important than dating. My uncle... praises The Great Supreme Leader and his benevolence rule on The Adeptus Averian Imperium...  said to me that he despises does who only think about having a girlfriend or boyfriend at a young age.

 

Very inspiring and such wise words. Let's just say that someone broke the rules--

 

Purge Em.

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Posted July 15, 2023 at 4:49 am

No kiss before marriage! Otherwise ur HARAM

Jk I'm not muslim. Interesting stance though.

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Posted July 15, 2023 at 5:10 am

Congratulations

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Posted July 15, 2023 at 11:48 am

I agree with your opinion 

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Posted July 15, 2023 at 1:16 pm

absolutely

@Winston Gray Why stop at kissing when you can ban hand-holding before marriage

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Posted November 27, 2023 at 3:20 am

Wait does this mean you can't date until 18?

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Posted November 27, 2023 at 9:20 am

yep. absolutely

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Posted April 23, 2024 at 2:34 pm

as a muslim i approve

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