"The best cookies I've ever tried!"
After Kolechia's claims that Rimskaya's cookies were full of propaganda, Luna's leaders decided to try them out for themselves.
President Ari Valoris and members of the Parliament tasted a cookie each and found that they were the greatest cookies that they had ever tasted.
"My brother owns a bakery in Lyra, and they make pretty good cookies down there, but they come nowhere close to these!" exclaimed Zora Meissner, who was recently elected a member of the Parliament after serving two years as a part of the Department of Epidemiology. "I knew that we could trust Rimskaya's new product."
Even President Valoris was thrilled to eat the cookies, claiming that they were the best cookies ever made.
"Absolutely delicious. I'd say they're the best I've ever tried. Maybe we aren't affected by the propaganda since we're already somewhat Socialist, but either way, we want more!" Valoris said.
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Only words I have to say, YOU COMMUNIST PROPAGANDIST FOOL!
"...but they're good cookies!!"
- all of Luna's government
You'll have to ask Rimskaya for those, we don't have that many.
I'm glad to hear Luna is satisfied with our product, whether or not these false claims of propaganda are true :) We're making more at lightning speed, so there won't be a shortage any time soon!
I like cookies