Darius batcave

You, me
Gasstation
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi, of course
Uh oh, there was a roffie inside of our gas station sushi
We black out and wake up in a sewer
We're surrounded by fish, horny fish
You know what that means
Fish 0rgy!
The stench draws in a bear
What do we do?
We're gonna fight
Bear fight
Bare handed
Bare naked
Oh yes, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl
Dance Dance Revolution 
Revolution?
Overthrow the government?
Uh, i think so!
Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ
Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do
Then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun
Uh oh, looks like the m3th is kicking in