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The Almighty Nation of Stewieland is a nation led
by Our Beloved Stewart Griffin I on the continent of North America.
The Almighty Nation of Stewieland's government is a Socialist Dictatorship with
very moderate social policies. Economically, The Almighty Nation of Stewieland
favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Almighty Nation of Stewieland
is the Dollar.
At 2 days old, The Almighty Nation ofStewieland is a new nation. The Almighty Nation ofStewieland has a population of 3,220 and a land area of 750.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 4.29. Pollution in the nation is
almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is sufficient with an approval rating of 58.5863%.
🗺️ Overview:
Official Name: The Almighty Nation of Stewieland
Short Name: Stewieland
Founded: July 16, 2025
Founder and Supreme Leader: Our Beloved, Stewie the First
Government Type: Absolute Technocratic Monarchy with Satirical Libertarian Tendencies
Motto: "DAMN YOU ALL!"
National Animal: Evil Dolphin
Currency: BrainBucks (BB)
National Anthem: “Victory Through Laughter” (sung in a British accent)
Official Language: English (with sarcastic undertones)
📍 Territory:
Capital: Quahog City Prime (built entirely out of LEGO bricks and sarcasm)
Main Island: Spoonhead Isle
Embassy-in-Exile: Basement HQ (technically located in a random house in Rhode Island)
Claimed Territories:
Stewiecago (toy version of Chicago)
Mount Diaperville
Airspace above annoying neighbors’ houses
👑 Leadership:
Head of State: His Royal Smartness, Stewie the First (Life term, wears a cape and monocle)
Prime Minister: Brian the Dog (appointed, then ignored)
Ministry of World Domination: Still under construction
Royal Court: Includes a teddy bear named Rupert and the hologram of Darth Vader
📚 Constitution Highlights:
Citizens may express opinions, but they must be funny.
All TVs must air reruns of 2000s cartoons or banned sci-fi shows.
Robots are allowed but must obey Stewie.
Time travel is encouraged, but paradoxes are fined in BrainBucks.
🎉 Culture & Holidays:
Founder's Day – July 17: Celebrate with tea, lasers, and passive-aggressive speeches.
Time Travel Week – A week of reenacting events that haven’t happened yet.
National Evil Laugh-Off – A contest to see who can laugh the most maniacally.
🛡️ Defense:
Armed Forces:
Laser Guard – elite soldiers equipped with Nerf blasters and imagination
Teddy Tank Division – plush-based mobile defense units
Air Force: Flying drones disguised as baby toys
National Threat Level: Sarcastically Low, but Emotionally High
🧠 Education & Technology:
Every citizen must pass “Advanced Evil Scheming 101.”
Artificial Intelligence is allowed as long as it flatters the ruler.
What does the Unique ID mean? The unique ID is a way for players to check and see if nations are cheating. If you suspect two nations might be run by the same player, check their Unique IDs. If they match and the nations are trading with each other, in the same alliance, fighting the same nation(s), or cheating in any other way, please report it on the forum here.
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Trade Offer
Embargo
Declare War
Espionage
Factbook
Trade Activity
Bank Activity
War Activity
Post Bounty
The Beige Protection Bloc
Dollar 
Dolphin 
Soldiers:
Tanks:
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