🗺️ Overview:

Official Name: The Almighty Nation of Stewieland

Short Name: Stewieland

Founded: July 16, 2025

Founder and Supreme Leader: Our Beloved, Stewie the First

Government Type: Absolute Technocratic Monarchy with Satirical Libertarian Tendencies

Motto: "DAMN YOU ALL!"

National Animal: Evil Dolphin

Currency: BrainBucks (BB)

National Anthem: “Victory Through Laughter” (sung in a British accent)

Official Language: English (with sarcastic undertones)

📍 Territory:

Capital: Quahog City Prime (built entirely out of LEGO bricks and sarcasm)

Main Island: Spoonhead Isle

Embassy-in-Exile: Basement HQ (technically located in a random house in Rhode Island)

Claimed Territories:

Stewiecago (toy version of Chicago)

Mount Diaperville

Airspace above annoying neighbors’ houses

👑 Leadership:

Head of State: His Royal Smartness, Stewie the First (Life term, wears a cape and monocle)

Prime Minister: Brian the Dog (appointed, then ignored)

Ministry of World Domination: Still under construction

Royal Court: Includes a teddy bear named Rupert and the hologram of Darth Vader

📚 Constitution Highlights:

Citizens may express opinions, but they must be funny.

All TVs must air reruns of 2000s cartoons or banned sci-fi shows.

Robots are allowed but must obey Stewie.

Time travel is encouraged, but paradoxes are fined in BrainBucks.

🎉 Culture & Holidays:

Founder's Day – July 17: Celebrate with tea, lasers, and passive-aggressive speeches.

Time Travel Week – A week of reenacting events that haven’t happened yet.

National Evil Laugh-Off – A contest to see who can laugh the most maniacally.

🛡️ Defense:

Armed Forces:

Laser Guard – elite soldiers equipped with Nerf blasters and imagination

Teddy Tank Division – plush-based mobile defense units

Air Force: Flying drones disguised as baby toys

National Threat Level: Sarcastically Low, but Emotionally High

🧠 Education & Technology:

Every citizen must pass “Advanced Evil Scheming 101.”

Artificial Intelligence is allowed as long as it flatters the ruler.

Science labs double as smoothie bars.

🛂 Citizenship:

Open to:

Anyone with a diabolical imagination

People who enjoy British comedy

Babies with a PhD in world domination

Denied to:

Those who don’t laugh at sarcasm

People who eat cereal with water