For much of my life I was a peaceful, humble man named Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. I extended countless handshakes of peace wherever I went. I preached nothing but peace and unity in this dark and divided world. Then, on February 24, 2022, at 1 am, everything changed. I had a dream where someone whispered "boom boom boom" in my ear. Three words. That's all it took. That turned me in to a warmongering, grandiose, narcissistic psycopath. That same day, I invaded Ukraine. I tell people it's a special military operation, but I really call it Operation So Many BOOM BOOM BOOMs. I launched the biggest war in Europe in 80 years just because I like the sound. But why stop at so many small boom boom booms when I can have the biggest BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM of them all. Operation Biggest BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Of Them All means unleash global thermonuclear war just because I like the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sound. That's the real deal. That's my ultimate goal.