Okay people, lets do this one last time...

My name is Tech, Technic, Tyrant Technic and a few other choice words J Jonah Jameson has used.

I made the terrible decision to play this game two years ago and I'm pretty sure you know the rest!

I joined a few alliances.

Nation Career

UL: Low Mil Gov, High Mil Gov, High Econ Gov, Head Mil Gov, Head IA Gov, Co-Head FA Gov, 2iC (16/11/22 - 16/10/23)

 Aurora: Member (16/10/23 - 4/12/23)

The Cypher: Mid Mil Gov, Head of MA (4/12/23 - 15/02/2024)

Aurora: Member (15/02/2024 - 2/03/24)

Event Horizon: Member, Scion, Low Mil Gov (2/03/24 - current)

Won an award for Most Reliable Member/Best Helper of Fellow Members.

Fought a couple wars.

War History

Operation Nuremberg Trials: Unknown net

Ragnarok: $307,424,165 net

Singularity's Infra Shaving Exploit: $1,046,050,533 net

New Year Nuke Me: $29,766,353.79 net

Clinical Trials: $2,108,974,446 net

Stop the Count (EVH dogpile): $1,974,580,485 net

Got mad when Across the Spider-Verse was snubbed at the Academy Awards.

Was officially ranked EVH's 3rd biggest r#tard (now 2nd since Spoeb left).

Met some cool people.

Wall of Bloody Legends

Kitov

Aria

Chai

Jimmyc

Zanzarillo

Acidus

Ayush

Alexio
 

Said f#ck you over 600 times with Chai in EVH's member chat in a single day... 

...and we DIDN'T get muted by Krampus!

Made a #iconic meme that was a smash hit with opps and allies alike

Built the Unforgiven Legion up to the best it ever was...

...and then nuke turreted them a few months after I left so I could go net pos in New Year Nuke Me lmfao.

And uhh... I did this.

We don't really talk about this.

Look, I've done loads of MA, IA, a bit of FA, hell I've even done some EA!

But after everything, I still hate P&W.

I mean, who wouldn't?

So anyway, obligatory Spider-Verse gifs because these movies are incredible and the only thing keeping me sane and live rent free in my head ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!