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The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is a nation led by Daimyo Xandar Walf on the continent of Europe. The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is the Śloty. At 1,336 days old, The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is an ancient nation. The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia has a population of 1,049,612 and a land area of 26,266.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 39.96. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Loosely Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia

The breakaway state of Slyvakia enjoys an all year-round winter season whilst battling their never-ending civil war split between several factions. Almost all Slyvakians are an armed pirate oriented workforce, plundering the seas for whatever is of value. Their eccentric king favors unrestricted military-grade weapons for civil use and spend most of the time hiding in the snowy mountains with his armed factions avoiding airstrikes from anti-piracy governments. It's not always about the money, it's for the burning of pixel farmers!

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|| Former Member of The Armed Peacekeepers ||
Global War 20
Most Wars 

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|| Ex-Fanatical Member of the 86'ers ||
Caused someone to put a 50m bounty out of spite to defeat a 850 infra raider

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|| Permanently Indoctrinated Member of Arrgh! ||
Sanctuary Skirmish, the founders of Arrgh's 11th Meme Division and Agora's Fall

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Arrgh Achievement Badges (Badge Spam)

Launch 100 nukes

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Launch 100 missiles

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Took part in Arrgh mass raids/nuke runs

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Top 10 net damage in Arrgh's mass raids/nuke runs

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Win against all 3 counters and your target

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Extorted a player

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Finish a war with a nuke

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Get kicked out of Arrgh for inactivity by Vilktakis

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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)Vesperia
Maxwell Willson
Weaponized Assault Penguins		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/14/2025
12:42 am		Steel 551Sell 2,528,539
(4,589 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/14/2025
12:46 am
2)Pax et Libertus Confederacy
Vladius Drake
The Fighting Pacifists		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/14/2025
12:33 am		Munitions 1,000Sell 2,098,000
(2,098 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/14/2025
12:35 am
3)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/14/2025
12:34 am		Aluminum 1,000Sell 2,799,000
(2,799 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/14/2025
12:35 am
4)South Appalachia
Hillbilly
Grumpy Old Bastards		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/14/2025
12:31 am		Steel 1,000Sell 4,560,000
(4,560 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/14/2025
12:34 am
5)Barbados
Tamazi Kazbegi
The Syndicate		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
11:31 am		Munitions 1,500Sell 3,471,000
(2,314 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
11:36 am
6)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:09 am		Gasoline 1,044Sell 3,351,240
(3,210 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
11:35 am
7)Noblum
Lihnu Mallig
Black Knights		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:26 am		Munitions 1,687Sell 4,021,808
(2,384 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:19 am
8)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:09 am		Gasoline 1,900Sell 6,099,000
(3,210 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:18 am
9)TLK Canada
Levei
Grumpy Old Bastards		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:38 am		Uranium 300Sell 789,000
(2,630 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:17 am
10)TLK Canada
Levei
Grumpy Old Bastards		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:38 am		Uranium 500Sell 1,315,000
(2,630 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:17 am
11)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:20 am		Steel 1,000Sell 4,715,000
(4,715 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:14 am
12)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
02:20 am		Steel 1,025Sell 4,832,875
(4,715 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:12 am
13)El Doradu
El Nino
The Syndicate		Slyvakia
Xandar Walf
Arrgh		04/07/2025
01:01 am		Aluminum 726Sell 2,159,124
(2,974 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
04/07/2025
03:09 am

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