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The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is a nation led by Daimyo Xandar Walf on the continent of Europe. The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is the Śloty. At 1,391 days old, The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia is an ancient nation. The Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia has a population of 878,626 and a land area of 26,266.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 33.45. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Loosely Paranoid Pirates of Slyvakia

The breakaway state of Slyvakia enjoys an all year-round winter season whilst battling their never-ending civil war split between several factions. Almost all Slyvakians are an armed pirate oriented workforce, plundering the seas for whatever is of value. Their eccentric king favors unrestricted military-grade weapons for civil use and spend most of the time hiding in the snowy mountains with his armed factions avoiding airstrikes from anti-piracy governments. It's not always about the money, it's for the burning of pixel farmers!

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|| Former Member of The Armed Peacekeepers ||
Global War 20
Most Wars 

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|| Ex-Fanatical Member of the 86'ers ||
Caused someone to put a 50m bounty out of spite to defeat a 850 infra raider

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|| Permanently Indoctrinated Member of Arrgh! ||
Sanctuary Skirmish, the founders of Arrgh's 11th Meme Division and Agora's Fall

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Arrgh Achievement Badges (Badge Spam)

Launch 100 nukes

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Launch 100 missiles

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Took part in Arrgh mass raids/nuke runs

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Top 10 net damage in Arrgh's mass raids/nuke runs

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Win against all 3 counters and your target

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Extorted a player

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Finish a war with a nuke

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Get kicked out of Arrgh for inactivity by Vilktakis

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Slyvakia
Leader Name: Xandar Walf
Currency: Currency Image
Śloty
National Animal: National Animal Image
Roadking Mat Rempits
History: The majority of facts including the founding and history of Slyvakia was lost in a great fire which burnt down a massive library of invaluable research mediums. From the available knowledge gathered in a series of interviews, archeology sites and dug up manuscripts, Slyvakia is and was an inhospitable region due to the severe snowstorms which pick up every week starting from Friday to Wednesday. The people of Slyvakia held jobs of fishermen, hunters and miners. The miners often bartered jewels and ores to wealthy individuals and traders whose ships unfortunately got swept into the Slyvakian currents. Several years of corruption and rule of the elite in Slyvakia has caused an economic and society pyramid where tribes were focused on their trade. The legend goes that a ghostly ship arrived on the coastlines on a snowy night and stayed there for 3 whole days which alarmed the locals. On the third day, ghostly skeletons armed with cutlasses and flintlocks stormed the villages, mostly targeting wealthy individual elite Slyvakians to loot their coffers. Several eyewitnesses including a renowned Slyvakian historian, Shaktinskiya Lyvkia, noted that some of the skeletons distributed some of the gold and jewelry to villagers whilst hoarding the rest to their ship which then disappeared into the snowstorm. This even was known as the Night Of Sliberation which ignited a fire in the hearts of Slyvakians to arm themselves with whatever they have to fight against the elite.

Numerous people were slain on that night which gave rise to a new form of silent governance between Slyvakians in which was written on several manuscripts, "strings do not hold a Slyvakian, the edge of a knife does, do not forget.". Thus, the age of arming began in which several factions began the race to arm themselves with the most effective weapons to protect their community from "oppressors". Several Slyvakian fishermen, after being inspired with the Night of Sliberation, armed themselves and sailed to nearby towns to loot and pillage. Their tales of glory and gold inspired many Slyvakians who in turn began to practice the art of piracy by forming clans to raid near and far. To prevent other nations on banding together on Slyvakia, several factions which are mostly bureaucrats began to negotiate with other nations to form alliances/protection payments and do mercenary work. To ensure maximum effectiveness, weapons were distributed to every clan by the miners who mainly source the materials for it. Working together, the Slyvakians were able to secure multiple contracts and alliances as well as the amount of loot gathered from piracy to enrich their economy to further develop the nation.
Geography
Continent: Europe
Land Area: 42,270.92 sq. km
Terrain:
Highest Peak: , 0 meters
Lowest Valley: , 0 meters
Climate:
People & Society
Population: 878,626 people
Demonym:
Demonym Plural:
Ethnic Groups: - 0.0%
Languages: - 0.0%
Religions: - 0.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 75 years
Obesity: 3.2%
Alcohol Users: 45.5%
Tobacco Users: 67.9%
Cannabis Users: 89.7%
Hard Drug Users: 23.4%
Economy
Description:
Average Yearly Income: $62.34
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $606,383,752.00
GDP per Capita: $690.15
Gross National Income (GNI): $461,520,965.00
Industries:
Military
History:
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 0
Aircraft: 188
Ships: 0
Missiles: 3
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 10/21/2024 07:26 am