*it's a beautiful day outside.
*birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
*on days like these, kids like you...
*S h o u l d   b e   b u r n i n g   i n   h e l l .
 
history:
2/18/21: became 1,257th nuclear capable nation
2/22/21: Joined Convent of Atom
2/23/21: $100,000,000 looted from wars
5/9/21: First Nuke Eaten
unknown date: joined FSO
2/17/22: Became VP of FSO
2/19/22: AUP acquired
9/2/22: $200 million looted from wars

War Participation:

5/3/21 - 5/15/21: GW17 (on the side of quack w/ CoA)
$428.80 million dealt
$214.07 million taken
+$214.73 million net
victories: unknown
losses: unknown

2/27/22 - 2/27/22: Participation in Praise Ayylah (on side of Allah w/ FSO), 
$19.23 million dealt
$23.56 million taken
-$4.32 million net
victories: unknown
losses: unknown
 

4/23/22 - 5/03/22: Castle Crisis (on side of Barbarians w/ FSO) 
$690.77 million dealt
$941.57 million taken
-$250.90 million net
victories: 5 (including expired wars where i had more resistance)
losses: 5 (including expired wars where i had less resistance)

note: if you use nukes first in a war, you really suck at the game