Dreamistan kills Helena Diniz

Recently, 10 soldiers parachuted out of a stealth jet and killed the former Sulista Premier Helena Diniz. Diniz is very active on social media, and often criticizes and angers Zhong Xina. The Godman had enough with her, and sent troops to kill her. 10 Bing Chilling Soldiers parachuted onto her mansion at midnight, shot the guards and snuck into her room. She was then kidnapped and brought to the capital, L Manburg 69, City of Rulers. Diniz was taken to the Dreamistan News Live studio, and tied to a pole. Zhong Xina II sniped her with an RPG, killing her. When asked about why Zhong Xina killed Diniz, the Godman did not provide an answer. Mysteriously, the reporter who asked the question fell off a rooftop a few hours later. Zhong Xina II eventually gave a speech to the Dreamistan people. He said:

Diniz said many offensive things about me, and our great country. She is a horrible person who has insulted me. She should not have done this. Every single time our government makes a decision, it is criticized by her. We have done nothing to Igua-Sul for a long while, yet they harass us. Once, I called her after a spy mission in our nation, and asked if it was her. She said no, and she was trying to “peace out.” It doesn’t seem like that though. She is a horrible leader who criticizes the actions of our great country, to distract her country from their misery. While she is no longer the leader, she still tries to make her people believe that Igua-Sul is a great place, and Dreamistan is a horrible place. Everything she says about us, all the “war crimes” we committed, were justified, she just listed them to distract her citizens from their misery under the oppressive military government of Igua-Sul. I had to put an end to this, so I shot her. Tomorrow, we will eliminate her body from existence. Diniz is not the only problem, however. Many people speak out against us, and mock us in Igua-Sul, and they deserve to die. I will drop Covid Strain X over civilian homes in Igua-Sul. Also, we will stop bombing Limberwisk, and will also supply CSX cures to La Punta. If La Punta gives any cures to Igua-Sul, Hua Labs will not ship another vaccine out of Dreamistan, and cause a world crisis, which I’m sure they don’t want. Also, cures will no longer be supplied to Nukeya, as they made threats against us.