Stratossen Local News
Shocking news tonight!
A previously unidentified flying object has been shot down in the City of Stratossen early this afternoon.
Locals said that there was an initial sonic boom minutes before the Aerial Defense System shot it down.
Authorities were not alarmed, however, unlike their overcaffeinated counterparts in New Keys. They claimed to have already detected the F-420 Fighter Jet 500km before they shot it down.
The authorities claimed that the F-420 Fighter Jet belonged to the radical group of “Wet Soggy Vandals”, however no response from the said group have denied or confirmed the claim.
At least 10 houses were damaged by the attack and 2 civilian casualties.
Stratossen is a 2nd-class city located in West Levine. It is a highly-militarized city with advanced reaction systems meant to take down potential threats whether aerial or ground-based.
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