CAPSLOCKIA JOINED THE GLOBAL WAR IN THE NOBLE PURSUIT OF LOVE AND SPREADING BEAUTIFUL CAPSLOCKIC CULTURE. THE GLORIOUS CAPSLOCKIC NATION DECLARED WAR ON THE SAVAGE LOWER-CASE NATION OF WORYAND AFTER WORYAND BACKED OUT OF BILATERAL NEGOTIATIONS AND REFUSED TO SET BIO TO ALL CAPS.
IN THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS, CAPSLOCKIA BECAME INVOLVED IN WARS WITH SEVERAL PATHETIC LOWER-CASE-USING NATIONS PART OF THE ALLIANCES OF “COVENT OF ATOM” AND “THE ORDER”. CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS ON THE FRONTLINES REMAIN RESOLUTE IN THEIR MULTIPLE-FRONT WARS, AND EVEN DEFEATED ONE OF THE OPPONENTS, WORRYAND. THRIKANIA NARROWLY DEFEATED CAPSLOCKIA IN BATTLE AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF BRUTAL WARFARE.
CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS CONTINUE TO BATTLE THE UNCIVILIZED LOWERCASE-HEATHEN NATIONS OF SOAKED, BOUVET, NORTH LEONIS, AND MOULD LAND.
AT HOME, LOWER-CASE REVOLUTIONARIES OVERRUN THE CITY GOVERNMENT IN THE MAGNIFICENT CITY OF WEST AAAAAAAAAA. THE LOWERCASE REVOLUTIONARIES SURRENDED AFTER CAPSLOCKIAN CAPSLOCK-TANKS BLARED MICROSOFT-WINDOWS SOUNDS FOR 10 HOURS. THE LOWERCASE REVOLUTIONARIES HAVE BEEN SENT TO RE-EDUCATION AND COMPASSION CAMPS WHERE THEY WILL UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT THE ERROR OF THEIR WRONG WAYS.
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Sadly, it appears your “heathens” are winning. Another victory for proper punctuation and spelling. We won't stop until the swamp is drained.
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Good luck, best wishes!
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