Citizens stunned after hamburger does a backflip by itself, top officials concerned

On‎ 26th‎‎ September‎ midnight‎ at‎ Metro‎ City‎,‎ a‎ hamburger‎ ran‎ away‎ by‎ itself‎ and‎‎ does‎‎‎ backflips‎ by‎ itself!!!‎ How‎ was‎‎ this‎ possible?‎ The‎ leader‎ of‎ Phoenicia‎ Communist‎ Movement‎ Party‎ (PCMP)‎ itself‎ fainted‎ on‎ the‎ scene‎ and‎ was‎ hospitalized‎ in‎ Phoenix‎ City‎ National‎ Hospital‎.‎ The‎ citizens‎ was‎ stunned‎ by‎ the‎ extraordinary‎ sight,‎ however‎ the‎ Ministry‎ of‎ Economics‎ were‎ highly‎ concerned‎ due‎ of‎ the‎ rise‎ of‎‎ anime‎ plushies‎ and‎ body‎ pillow‎ and‎ now‎ people‎ want‎ to‎ buy‎ a‎ backflipping‎ hamburger?‎ NO!!!!‎ I‎ won't‎ let‎ anyone‎ steal‎ my‎ hamburger,‎ not‎ even‎ Hatsume‎ Miku‎ or‎ Joseph‎ Stalin‎ could‎‎ steal‎ my‎ previous‎ darling~‎ Oh‎ NOOOOOO‎ I'VE‎ GONE‎ CRAZY‎ AGAIN!!!‎ Anyways,‎ that's‎ all.