Nation Bulletin

Guoryou to make bail sometime today.

A 'free' man, as they say...

By Audon the Fascist Prick
08/26/2023 06:29 pm
Updated: 08/26/2023 06:29 pm

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Today is the day, ladies and gentlemen, that the infamous Guoryou is alleged to be coming out of prison or whatever containment he underwent after government agents from an unspecified country snatched him up many months ago.

He may come out revealing who he is immediately, or he may be keeping his identity a secret. Whatever the case, folks, this is to inform you that Public Enemy number 1. is out there in the world again.

Somehow I don't think he's come out a reformed man, but maybe he'll surprise us...

I wouldn't get your hopes up, though.

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 6:55 pm

Hey, let's have some hope. Maybe he died in a prison fight or something.

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 7:07 pm

Ye olde Guoryou will be returning?

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 7:09 pm

He's always claimed he would return as soon as his in-game ban was lifted, yes.

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 7:39 pm

I've got my fingers crossed he was shanked in a prison fight 

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 7:48 pm

Doubt it. I don't think he was put in gen pop. He was probably segregated from the rest of the prisoners.

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Posted August 26, 2023 at 9:17 pm

If he didn't get stabbed, let's hope he died in a prison riot by the guards

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