Poron 2.0, Mech Factory Created, and Nuclear Tests

Poron 2.0!!???

By Benny Dades

After Winrose Inc. was shut down after another company bought them out and shut them down, Poron was also shut down, but recently, John Fareman, a friend of Henry Winrose, has created Fareman Inc. Since Poron was surprisingly never copyrighted, Mr. Fareman has decided to recreate Poron and call it Poron 2.0. Poron 2.0 will have most of the bugs from the first one fixed. Poron 2.0 will have many features, not just the normal web browser. It will have a documentery of Melonese History, have recorded every single event from the BC's to 2091. Poron also has many Built in games. Poron 2.0 also has its very own shopping area, called Poron Marketplace, Poron Marketplace has nearly anything you could ask for, Toys, Games, Bricks, Medical Equipment, Tanks, old USSRz Wars Helmets, they got it all. The only thing you won't find is nuclear bomb parts, for obvious reasons. There are also some other Poron apps such as Poron Maps, Poron News, Poron War Maps, Poron Slides, and Poron Writing. In response to the desolving of Winrose Inc, many people have decided to undownload SBCON, in fact, over 25 million people have decided to undownload SBCON, while over 75 million people have downloaded Poron 2.0. 

This is the logo for Poron 2.0

Huge Mech Factory Created

By Jose Handy

After the recent creation of Mechs and problems in Cyprus, The Melon decided to open its first factory in Czechoslovakia, this factory will produce 100 Mechs a week, or 5,200 per year. Mechs would greatly increase the strength of The Melonese Army, in fact, we think that one day, soldiers will be replaced by Mechs! The Mech Factory is still our First Factory, if we opened 9 more, we would get 1,000 per day, or 52,000 Per year! But Currently we still have one, This Factory will be producing Mechs not just for The Melon, but for all GW nations, that way, only the GW will have Mechs. The Price for 1 Mech will be 5 million USD. Some nations if they are allies or friends of the GW, for example, Luna might be being a good girl, so she might get a one time offer for 10 Mechs. I ran out of ideas for this article sooo....Next Article!

Nuclear Tests

By Dale Glenn

With the world being a fingertip away from world war, it seemed that we should prepare for war. So we did the obvious thing: Test many Nukes, we have now tested 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 45, and 50 Megaton Nukes. We have reserved 30 megaton and greater nukes for only dire situations, such as us one day getting absolutely decimated by the JI Navy. 29 megaton and less nukes will be reserved for situations when the other side is slightly overpowering us, or when we just want to. This is a filler article, now I am bored, bye!