New Web Browser, Recruiting Soldiers, and Cyprus on High Alert

New Web Browser

By Jarek Fan

The Melon has always used older web browsers, never the new ones like SBCON. But Today A company called Winrose Inc. has created a New Web Browser! This Web Browser is called Poron and it instantly became the top app on the app store. The App has recently already passed 70 million downloads in The Melon. Poron will be released to Uchama, Iberia, and Rodevs on April 15th and it will be released to the world on May 1st. We hope that Poron will do well in other countries, but will it pass SBCON in sales??? We do not know, only the future can tell.

Recruiting Soldiers

By Hades Green

Recently, The Melonese government has approved a 3 year plan to recruit 3 million soldiers, or 1 million each year. This plan was going normally until the nation of Japanese Isles threatened the Nations of Zenteka and Bedland, The Melon responded to this by increasing the production of tanks and aircraft, and especially ships. The Melon and Japanese Isles have never really had good relations with each other. We will stay neutral unless Japanese Isles declares war on us or if they illegally take Cyprus/Turkey/Vietnamese Land/Czechoslovakia/that's all. We hope that war with JI will not happen. Also CB wants to declare war on us. (Psst, Hey JI, would kinda like to increase relations, it would be nice)

Cyprus on high alert

Jerry Blackman

Today at 4:00 pm Cyprus went on high alert, surprisingly not because of JI, but because of a new nation called Peoples Republic of Cyprus. This nation illegally claims Melonese Cyprus and we are not exactly happy about it. We will give PRCS (Peoples Republic of Cyprus) the protected Greek land that was once UKM, but he is not allowed to own Cyprus, if he keeps on claim Cyprus we will declare war on him and rehabilitate his citizens to the Protected Greek land, so no matter what he will still be a similar style of a nation, but instead of owning Cyprus, he will own Greece, honestly seems like a good deal to me, but what will he think? CB has threatened war against us for hostilities against PRCS, which is kinda valid, we are being kind of a D*ck, but we do need Cyprus for a lot of RP storytelling, and Cyprus is very important to us. It is PRCS's choice on what to do...