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PIZZAPIZZA

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By Moon Lord Marcus Au Raa
04/23/2023 10:10 pm
Updated: 04/23/2023 10:22 pm

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You hungry? 

Try our new 2 large 2 topping pizzas and 20 piece wings with your choice of sauce for only $2479.99!

If you order with the TotallyTrustableGanymedePizzaClub App, you can get free delivery up to 1777 miles away!

Or you can be sensible and get your Pizza from Pizza Hut or Dominos... But we are obviously better... (at scamming, stealing, thieving, crashing armored cars into the sides of cliffs), but so what? Our pizza is delicious.

Only $2479.99

Warning: If you are allergic and/or have any reaction to gasoline, heavy metal, uranium products, rat poisoning, or dishwasher detergent, we advise you proceed with caution before eating our pizza or wings.

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Posted April 23, 2023 at 10:32 pm

Could I order a pizza please?

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Posted April 23, 2023 at 10:38 pm

Sure 

What would you like?

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Posted April 23, 2023 at 10:53 pm

I would like to order a pizza with Car Parts, Pringles, The Finest Uranium you could find, as well as some wood, some fire on it, and could you put the pepperoni on the side? Oh yes, and include empty cans, please.

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Posted April 23, 2023 at 11:01 pm

It should arrive momentarily

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Posted April 23, 2023 at 11:39 pm

Alright, then, thank you, Mr. Pizza guy. do you live in a tower by any chance?

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