The Government Ban Kissing

Averian, Tectovitus — This morning, the Adeptus Averian Imperium government issued a regulation that will prohibit kissing for those aged 20 and under. This regulation will prohibit kissing on the lips while kissing on the forehead, cheek, or hand is still permitted as long as it is done by family. Several protests have been raised against the government against the rule that prohibits kissing, but the government replied that this rule is very important for the future of the nation's children. The government added that policymakers had thought very carefully before finally deciding to legalize this regulation.

According to research by experts employed by the government, that age 20 and under is a young age for kissing. Not only that there are a large number of microbes in our mouths that can infect young children while adults will not be affected. And because children have weaker immune systems, the researchers explain, some dangerous infections can enter their bodies through their saliva.

To overcome the protests from the public, the government has increased the budget for the production of toys and weapons of mass destruction. The toys that are produced will be more on the theme of military vehicles. One of the example is Quadruplets Missile Launcher. Just look at how big and thick the launcher, very captivating. The four missiles were ready to pierce any things and made them into dust.