Nation Bulletin

Frogs...

THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!

By I was dared to do this...
01/06/2023 11:57 pm
Updated: 01/16/2023 08:30 pm

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Well- I think this image (below) explains it pretty well, but I was dared to make a bulletin about frogs. So, well, here it is. I spent way too long on writing this entire thing for no reason whatsoever, but OH WELL, ENJOY THE FROGS :)

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Um- let's, er, begin? Now, how do I explain frogs? I will try, I guess. Let's see how this one goes.

Frogs are amphibians with the scientific order Anura. However, many frog species have various genera including those of pond frogs, tree frogs and many others.

e4fd58cf4e9308efa046854b639b80018c329b7cx903.jpgThere are many species of frogs, including poison dart frogs, tree frogs and more. Some fascinating frogs include glass frogs (left), which have translucent skin in some parts of their bodies.

Other interesting frogs include poison dart frogs, which are brightly colored to ward off potential predators. The use of bright colors or other warning signs to keep predators away is known as aposematism, and poison dart frogs certainly use this: touching a Golden Poison Frog (Phyllobates terribilis) can kill a human being with a toxin that causes heart failure. Measuring two inches, a single P. terribilis (below, right) has enough of this toxin to kill 20 grown human men.1c778a11201d5cacc86c5805e3ba0f29d31b989ex632.jpg

The largest frog, measuring up to 32 cm (12.5 in) and 3.3 kg (7.2 lb), is the Goliath Frog, while Paedophryne amauensis is the world's smallest known vertebrate, at an average of 7.7 mm long.

c66e90495750164610b9ac975458a98cffa70d71x563.pngNow, some other "interesting frogs" include the infamous outlaw Orange Peel Frog (left), a wanted criminal in the Republic of Luna for the crimes of murder, trespassing, arson, unlawful smuggling of incredibly hostile geese, kidnapping, identity theft and fraud. If anybody has information on exactly where one can find this frog, please inform the [insert name of investigative group that I have not yet named] immediately.

Another quite fascinating frog one can find in the [LOCATION REDACTED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES] is the Grinning Frog of Doom...28789d98bb83324a4f31f03ff5bf899cce8e83c3x671.jpg

This very real, and incredibly rare, creature was discovered in the year 666, but no other sightings of the frog have been confirmed.

However, many people living throughout Luna have sworn to have seen the frog grinning at them from random locations -- and one family in a small coastal town claimed to have seen the frog and then heard a voice saying that "the frogs are always watching."

It is yet to be discovered whether or not the G.F.o.D. is truly watching everyone, though suspicions are high that it is... and that its intentions are not particularly friendly-

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SIGNAL LOST. RETRY?

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Ah, well, here it is, the greatest bulletin I have written in my entire life... this took a bit of research on frogs, since everything in this bulletin, aside from the parts about the last two frogs, is actually real information...

I will work on Pt. 3 of the zombie story as soon as I have time to do so, but for now, enjoy the frogs.

And just remember: THE FROGS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING :)

I shall close this off with rather a wonderful quote:

"He sees you when you're sleeping / He knows when you're awake / He knows if you've been bad or good / So be good for goodness' sake..." 

- a popular song which may or may not have been written about the G.F.o.D.

Replies

Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:04 am

Frog p*rn.........................

 

Disgusting

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:07 am

It's just frog facts and interesting Lunar frogs...?

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:09 am

I never thought I would be scared of a frog with teeth... yet here I am

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:13 am

We need a hard drug that Luna can get easily addicted to which CLEARS her frog p*rn mind

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:15 am

F r o g

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:15 am

THERE WILL BE NO HARD DRUGS

AND THERE IS NO FROG P*RN

WE WILL NOT BE RESTARTING THE NEW YEAR'S DISCUSSION

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:19 am

 

I am creating the "ANTI FROG P*RN" Convention. I will get Joseph Gauthier out of JI with my godly powers and force Luna to sign this treaty.

Then, I will get Luna addicted to opium, so I have more power

:) 

 

Who wouldn't accept this??????

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:21 am

Ay bro I don’t know if that’s 10 paragraphs im too lazy to count but ok

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:27 am

Skittle, there are 10 paragraphs, maybe more.

RoDevs, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THERE IS NO FROG P*RN?!? And attempting to get me addicted to drugs is completely illegal and will not be tolerated by the Lunar government.

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Posted January 07, 2023 at 12:28 am

I am sorry but you have no power..

But I REFUSE UR TRADE OFFER!!!

 

When the hell did you have influence and power in the first place???????/

It's all.......

RODEVS!!!!1

 

 

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