Nation Bulletin

Export of Farmed Crocodile skin skyrockets

Local produce on the world stage

By King Surfer Captain Good Vibes
09/22/2022 11:55 am
Updated: 09/22/2022 11:59 am

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King Surfer Captain Good Vibes today visited a crocodile farm that provided skins for the high quality export market.

During his visit, the King Surfer met with local workers and congratulated them on their hard work to achieve exports for the nation.

The King Surfer made a speech that his nation was for free trade and open markets but also remarked that his government was open to joint enterprises with other entities.

From the rugged tropical north of the Australian continent to international fashion was something the nation should be proud of.

 

There is no substance to rumours that the farms serve as an execution place for critical oppponents of the King Surfer.

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Posted September 22, 2022 at 4:57 am

The eggs for the crocodiles were farmed, harvested and hatched on site and the population of crocodiles is entirely farmed. No wild crocodiles were taken

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Posted September 22, 2022 at 6:59 am

In La Punta we hate crocodiles so we may be interested in importing some skins.

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Posted September 22, 2022 at 7:46 am

our nation is always ready for free trade deals with other progressive nations. A consignment of the highest quality skins will be shipped to you for use in sustainable leather industries.

 

Consider the soft belly skins of our export crocodiles as representative of our nations committment to 'soft power' diplomacy

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