Local produce on the world stage
King Surfer Captain Good Vibes today visited a crocodile farm that provided skins for the high quality export market.
During his visit, the King Surfer met with local workers and congratulated them on their hard work to achieve exports for the nation.
The King Surfer made a speech that his nation was for free trade and open markets but also remarked that his government was open to joint enterprises with other entities.
From the rugged tropical north of the Australian continent to international fashion was something the nation should be proud of.
There is no substance to rumours that the farms serve as an execution place for critical oppponents of the King Surfer.
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The eggs for the crocodiles were farmed, harvested and hatched on site and the population of crocodiles is entirely farmed. No wild crocodiles were taken
In La Punta we hate crocodiles so we may be interested in importing some skins.
our nation is always ready for free trade deals with other progressive nations. A consignment of the highest quality skins will be shipped to you for use in sustainable leather industries.
Consider the soft belly skins of our export crocodiles as representative of our nations committment to 'soft power' diplomacy