Players are so bad they we're sent to the coal mines
The Wallachian government acknowledged that, a year ago, after giving up the national baseball team, it sent them to the coal mines.
But, as you know, Wallachia doesn't have coal mines, at least it doesn't, because they've been collapsing for some time now.
Reason: we are so bad at sports and we lost so much money, one way to recover this amount was to work for free deep in the ground.
Question in everyone's mind: Where am I now?
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I heard you had particular trouble with one player - who refused to shave off his sideburns.
Deep under CarpathIan Mountains!