Nation Bulletin

Citizens in Republic of Baguette are to take up weapons, as new global war bursts out

ROB militarises and defends the nation in order to stop this incoming threat

By B.Bredins
03/22/2022 06:27 pm
Updated: 03/23/2022 03:18 pm

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After High tensions between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] bloc emerge, Republic of Baguette has militarised its forces in order to stop this incoming threat. The first wars are now high, and a full scale military global war has broken out. In order to rally the panicking populace, Supreme Leader Baguette le First decides to hold a speech at May 6th, 2074.

"Citizens of Republic of Baguette,

A looming threat has appeared

We must fight this threat,

Even if we get owned

And if we die

THEY

DIE

WITH

US

So oppressed workers of the lower class

WE MUST UNITE

WE MUST FIGHT

AND WE WILL CONQUER"

This was then followed by The Internationale playing in all cities of Republic of Baguette, and war approval by the populace rising from 21% all the way to 100% (We definitely didn't send the people who disagreed to the GULAG). As the war goes raging on, the new BG.MK-VI tank, BG.F-7e jet fighter has been tested in a live war situation. Finally, Missile trucks have been used in order to bombard enemy cities.

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Posted March 22, 2022 at 2:22 pm

We did not die with you.

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Posted March 23, 2022 at 5:11 am

It’s called propaganda

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