BPM//404 - House Menu 



The City Never Sleeps. Neither do we.

Full-time House Classics:

The Regular

• 2 oz Aged Loyalty Bourbon
• 2 Dashes Shared Trauma Extract
• 1 Spoon Crushed Dog Tag Steel
• 1/2 oz Quite Night Tincture
• Float of Burned Bridge Ash
  
  Stir with a bar spoon we owned from day one
  Serve in a chipped glass, still whole.

A drink for the old guard, the regulars, those who've been through our bar fights and our dark nights. 
Not for what's said, but for who's still here.

Code of Pour

• 1 1/2 oz Clear Conscience Gin
• 1 Drop of Unwritten Rules
• 3 Dashes "Regret Not Taken" Bitters
  
  Shake in silence
  Serve in a spotless glass

For those who don't raise their voices, just the glasses. Cheers.

Barback's Mirror

• 1 1/3 oz Bitter Apology Vermouth
• 1/2 oz Humble Gin
• 1 Spoon Mistake Dust
• 1 Pinch of Ash of Pride Reduction
  
  Rinse with Inner Thought Spirit, rim with Ground Confidence Salt
  Serve with a small hand mirror

For those who've earned their wrongs and still showed up. Make sure you can stomach it.

Sugar Before Salt

• 1 oz Warm Rum
• 1/2 oz Sweet Naivety Cordial
• 1/2 oz Open Hand Citrus
• 1 Dash Consequence Syrup
  
  Serve with clear trust ice, garnish with a shard of candy

Sweet, but don't abuse it, it burns fast if you don't care for it.

Equal Pour

• 1 2/3 oz Plain-Spoken Vodka
• 1/3 oz Grind Reduction
• 1/3 oz Chance Syrup (source the bottles on the street!)
  
  Shake with merit dust,
  Served level to the line, no matter the glass

Doesn't matter where you sit, everyone gets the same pour.

Zero Tolerance Shot

• 1 1/6 oz No-Bull Mezcal
• 1/2 oz Acid Truth Liqueur
• 1 Dash Empathy Bitters
  
  Rim with coarse sugar
  Serve with a locked stare

If you got hate in your heart, don't bother. We'll pour your glass, then pour your ass out the back door.

House Rules:

Bar fights are taken to the end. We don't care if we take a punch, if your raise your arm you WILL be thrown on the street. Fights on any of our regulars or applicants will result in a swift counter, regardless of their perceived activity. 

We take care of our own, in return for activity, taxation, and participation in defending the bar, we'll see to your growth forever (we fund 100% of member growth).

House Favourite: 404 & Tonic

• 1 1/2 oz Butterfly Pea Infused Vodka
• 1/2 oz Activated Charcoal Syrup
• 1/2 oz Lime Juice
• Top with Fever Tree Tonic
   
• (Optional): 1 dash Saline (1:4)
  
  Garnish with edible silver flakes
  Shake first 3 ingredients with ice
  Fine strain into highball over clear ice
  Top with tonic
  Stir with bar spoon
  Garnish and serve

Staff

House DJ (1IC)
Jean-Michel Augustin of Micheland
Backstore Manager (2IC)
Aleksandr Yavorskyi of FDNY
Cash Box (EA)
Aleksandr Yavorskyi of FDNY (Head) & Raiva Kini of Neokine (Junior)
Bartender (FA)
The Condesce of Alternia (Head)
Bouncer (IA)
Trashste of Lituanica (Head) & Dakarai Omukama of Nyikora (Junior)
Backstore (MA)
Azathoth of The Void (Head) , Warmonger of Acolytes of Blood (Junior)

APPLICANTS MUST JOIN THE DISCORD, NO EXCEPTIONS!