| National Factbook |
| Flag: |
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| Nation Name: |
The Kingdom Of Britain |
| Leader Name: |
Average Noob |
| Currency: |
Tea |
| National Animal: |
The blobfish |
| History: |
History of the Kingdom of Britain
1400 – The Great Departure
Amid the chaos of civil war and political persecution in medieval England, a faction of exiled nobles, scholars, and commoners fled the isles in secret. Driven by visions of a new beginning, they crossed a vast, uncharted ocean in a desperate voyage. After many perished, the survivors landed on a fertile, unclaimed continent—a place of rolling forests, soaring peaks, and strange magic. They named their new home simply: Britain.
1415 – The First Settlements
The refugees founded their first settlement, New Londwyn, along the mist-covered coast. Soon after came Caerwyn Hold, a fortified inland outpost. Though isolated, the settlers were determined. They preserved the values and traditions of their lost homeland, while adapting to the unfamiliar land and its mystical forces. Early encounters with native clans ranged from cautious alliances to bloody skirmishes.
1460 – The Crowning of the First King
Fifty years after landfall, the settlers had grown into a thriving but divided collection of city-states. To unify the people and defend against growing threats—both native and foreign—the High Council anointed King Alaric Pendale, a war hero of noble blood, as the first monarch of the Kingdom of Britain. His reign established the royal dynasty that endures to this day.
1500s – The Age of Arcane Awakening
Explorers and scholars discovered the land's magical ley lines—sources of untapped power unknown in old England. Mage guilds were formed, regulated under the Crown’s strict oversight. The Great Charter of Magic, signed in 1542, balanced arcane freedom with royal control, preventing catastrophic misuse and fueling innovation in agriculture, medicine, and warfare.
1600s – The Iron Wars
Britain’s rapid expansion brought it into conflict with rival colonial empires and native warlords. A series of devastating wars, known as the Iron Wars, tested the young kingdom's resilience. It emerged scarred but victorious, its borders solidified and its enemies wary. Many veterans returned home forever changed, and civil unrest brewed beneath the surface.
1700s – Industrial and Magical Synthesis
The Kingdom entered a golden age as magic and machinery fused to produce wondrous technologies: steam-driven airships, enchanted factories, and communication crystals. Trade flourished, cities expanded, and new noble houses rose from merchant dynasties. But wealth bred inequality, and the gap between aristocrats and commoners deepened.
1800s – The People's Reformation
Discontent exploded in 1823 with the March of the Red Cloaks, a worker-led protest demanding reform. In response, Queen Elsinara III enacted sweeping changes: the establishment of a bicameral Parliament, magical rights for commoners, and limits on Guild monopolies. The monarchy retained symbolic and cultural power, but governance shifted toward elected rule.
1900s – The Shadow Century
The 20th century brought global threats—plagues born from failed alchemical experiments, foreign spies, and a brief magical civil war known as the Rift Rebellion. Yet, through hardship, the Kingdom endured. Institutions were rebuilt, magical ethics codified, and a new generation of hybrid-mage engineers helped Britain lead the world in innovation.
2000s – The Kingdom Today
Modern Britain is a constitutional monarchy where tradition meets progress. The High Crown remains a revered institution, while Parliament governs with the support of the people. Arcane energy powers the cities, skyships patrol the skies, and ancient magic lives quietly in the forests and mountains. Though peace reigns, ancient powers stir once more, and the fate of the Kingdom may again rest in the hands of unlikely heroes.
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| Geography |
| Continent: |
Africa |
| Land Area: |
30,175.13 sq. km |
| Terrain: |
The Kingdom Of Britain has a bizarre terrain,known for its drastic changes in altitude.Towards the North you find its mostly flat,but in the southern region you find mountainous regions and in the Southwest volcanic regions can be found |
| Highest Peak: |
Mt Cixtonrock, 99,999 meters |
| Lowest Valley: |
The Valley of ruins, -1,000 meters |
| Climate: |
🌿 Crownheart Plains (Central Inland Lowlands)
Climate Type: Mediterranean
Summers: Hot and dry, 28–36°C (82–97°F)
Winters: Mild and rainy, 8–16°C (46–60°F)
Rainfall: Most occurs from October to March
Features: Olive groves, wheat fields, and rolling grasslands
Notes: Ideal farmland in winter/spring; drought risk in late summer
🏔 Ironspine Mountains (Northwest Highlands – near Algeria border)
Climate Type: Mediterranean Highland
Elevation: 1,000–2,000m (3,300–6,600 ft)
Summers: Mild and dry, 18–25°C (64–77°F)
Winters: Cold, 0–10°C (32–50°F), some snow in higher peaks
Rainfall: Higher than lowlands, with seasonal streams
Notes: Rugged, forested in parts; ideal for grazing, lumber, and mountain passes
🌲 Eldenreach Forest (Northeast coastal hills)
Climate Type: Mediterranean Woodland
Summers: Warm and dry, 24–30°C (75–86°F)
Winters: Mild, 10–15°C (50–59°F)
Rainfall: Moderate, mainly in fall and winter
Features: Evergreen oaks, pines, dense underbrush
Notes: Wild boars, foxes, and traditional hunting grounds
🌬 Sable Coast (Northern rocky shoreline)
Climate Type: Coastal Mediterranean
Summers: Hot and dry, cooled by sea breezes (26–32°C / 79–90°F)
Winters: Mild and wet, 10–16°C (50–60°F)
Sea Influence: Occasional winter storms, calm summers
Notes: Sharp cliffs, fishing villages, and coves; prone to coastal erosion
🌾 Ashen Wastes (Southern inland plateau / semi-desert fringe)
Climate Type: Semi-Arid (Steppe / Pre-Saharan)
Summers: Extremely hot, 34–42°C (93–108°F)
Winters: Cool, 5–15°C (41–59°F)
Rainfall: Very low; erratic storms in spring
Features: Rocky ground, sparse vegetation, dry wadis (riverbeds)
Notes: Harsh land, mostly used for grazing or nomadic herding
🪨 The Emberdeep (Underground caverns beneath hills or mountains)
Climate Type: Subterranean – Naturally stable
Temperature: Cool and constant, ~12–16°C (54–61°F)
Humidity: Moderate to high depending on groundwater
Notes: Historically realistic use: mines, cisterns, catacombs, storage tunnels
🌍 General Climate Characteristics
Rainfall: 300–800mm/year depending on region
Winds: The Sirocco (hot wind from the Sahara) brings heat and dust in late spring
Droughts: Possible in dry summers; irrigation and cisterns important
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| People & Society |
| Population: |
1,001,590 people |
| Demonym: |
Brittaristic |
| Demonym Plural: |
Brittari |
| Ethnic Groups: |
Oofistic - 60.0%
Africans - 30.0%
European - 10.0% |
| Languages: |
Oofish - 90.0%
British - 5.0%
Danish - 5.0% |
| Religions: |
Oofism - 90.0%
Noobism - 5.0%
Prismatic - 5.0% |
| Health |
| Life Expectancy: |
9999 years |
| Obesity: |
0% |
| Alcohol Users: |
0% |
| Tobacco Users: |
0% |
| Cannabis Users: |
0% |
| Hard Drug Users: |
0% |
| Economy |
| Description: |
🏛️ Economy of the Kingdom of Britain 🔹 Economic Overview
The Kingdom of Britain boasts a diversified, high-income economy, driven by technology, trade, energy, tourism, and agro-industrial exports. Benefiting from its Mediterranean coastline, strategic trade location, and rich cultural history, the nation transitioned from a resource-based economy to a modern service and knowledge-driven economy over the 20th and 21st centuries.
📊 Key Economic Sectors 1. Technology & Innovation (22% of GDP)
Major tech parks near coastal cities
Strong in AI, cybersecurity, software engineering, fintech
Government-backed R&D initiatives and tax incentives
Booming startup culture; “North Africa’s Silicon Crescent”
2. Energy & Natural Resources (18%)
Solar power is a major export (to Europe via undersea cables)
Offshore gas and oil platforms
Rare earth mineral extraction in southern territories (Ashen Wastes)
State-owned and private energy giants dominate
3. Trade & Shipping (17%)
Major Mediterranean ports (especially on the Sable Coast)
Trade hub linking Europe, West Africa, and the Levant
Free-trade zones and high-tech container terminals
Member of regional trade unions and global supply chains
4. Tourism & Heritage (15%)
Cultural tourism (ancient ruins, castles, cities blending British and Berber architecture)
Eco-tourism in the Ironspine Mountains and Dawncliff Isles
Luxury Mediterranean resorts along the coast
Popular destination for historical scholars, digital nomads, and cruise liners
5. Agro-Industry (12%)
Modern irrigation and vertical farming in Crownheart Plains
Exports: olives, wine, citrus, dates, wheat, and premium livestock
Agro-tech companies use AI to optimize arid land farming
6. Finance & Services (10%)
Strong banking sector; regional HQs of international banks
Liberalized fintech regulations
National sovereign wealth fund investing globally
Low corruption and strong regulatory framework
7. Defense Industry & Aerospace (6%)
Advanced drone and aerospace R&D
Joint ventures with European and African defense firms
Exports to stable allied nations
Civil aviation design and satellite production
💹 Economic Indicators (in-game scale or real-world analogy) Indicator Value / Rank (Est.) GDP (nominal) ~$950 billion GDP per capita ~$38,000 Unemployment 5.4% Literacy rate 97% Currency Britari Crown (BRC) Economic model Mixed, high-regulation Global rank (fictional) Among top 30 economies Sovereign wealth fund $250 billion (resource-based surplus) 📦 Major Exports:
Renewable energy (solar arrays & tech)
Processed food & premium agricultural goods
Fintech and AI software
Precision-engineered drones
Rare minerals (used in electronics)
🔌 Infrastructure Highlights:
Fully electrified rural zones
High-speed rail network connecting all major regions
Deepwater ports and modern naval yards
5G and satellite broadband nationwide
Water desalinization and smart irrigation systems in arid regions.
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| Average Yearly Income: |
$74.12 |
| Gross Domestic Product (GDP): |
$1,185,307,091.00 |
| GDP per Capita: |
$1,183.42 |
| Gross National Income (GNI): |
$143,846,135.00 |
| Industries: |
The Kingdom of Britain has numerous Industries providing them with money.The predominantly force would be Tea manufacturers,making up 50% of the total income.
2. Cheese exports
The Kingdom of Britain sells a ridiculous amount of cheese,most notably Red Leicster,of which is sold to the nation Cheddar,when they lack a sufficient supply of that type of cheese
This makes up 10% of the economy
3. Video Games
The Kingdom of Britain sells a lot of video games,approximately 56,864,832 per year,making up 30% of the economy
4. Blobfish
These peculiar animals are a very common sight in The Kingdom of Britain,and are sold to tourists as souvenirs,these make up a further 10% of the economy |
| Military |
| History: |
The Kingdom of Britains military forces
The infantry: Extremely well trained forces,a cleaner at the military bases goes through the same training as a military general would in the US.They are extremely brutal and relentless,refusing to give up until every last soldier has been obliterated
The tanks:Highly technologically advanced war machines,these are highly effective and are extremely fast,heavily defended and are packed with almost every piece of technology usable in a military machine
The air forces: The aeroplanes are extremely sleek and covert,known for being almost silent and running entirely off renewable energy sources,while having a run time of 96 hours,these planes can bomb a target,launch a missile or nuclear missile without an issue,no matter how difficult the operation is they succeed
The navy:technologically advanced warships capable of destroying any target,these make British ships look like Ships from 1600,these are backed up by submarines as well as being almost immune to hits from submarines,thanks to their heavy armour and radars,as well as the highly effective torpedoes
The missiles:Extremely powerful missiles capable of obliterating cities,these are only used as a last resort,but when they are used they make a huge impact.
The spys:Extremely tactical forces capable of any mission,these guys don't care what the mission is,they just want to succeed,it doesn't matter if they have to climb mountains to assassinate some extremely well defended spies,or are just gathering intelligence,they are ready to succeed |
| Soldiers: |
134,731 |
| Tanks: |
11,250 |
| Aircraft: |
675 |
| Ships: |
135 |
| Missiles: |
0 |
| Nuclear Weapons: |
0 |
| Last Updated: 07/06/2025 05:26 pm |
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