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Simptown is a nation led by The Honourable Bart Simpton on the continent of North America. Simptown's government is a Communist Dictatorship with very moderate social policies. Economically, Simptown favors moderate policies. The official currency of Simptown is the Dollar. At 68 days old, Simptown is an established nation. Simptown has a population of 884,361 and a land area of 15,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 57.06. Pollution in the nation is a problem. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Peace is not free: DM Me to negotiate peace.

In the ever-evolving arena of Politics & War, where strategy meets sovereignty and valor is forged in the crucible of conflict, I, Bart Simpton, stand resolute as a champion of a new era for Simptown. This manifesto is a declaration of our principles, a call to arms for unity, and an invitation to all who dare to dream of a realm defined by strength, justice, and innovation.

A Call to Arms

To every citizen of Simptown, to every ally in the global arena of Politics & War: rise with conviction! Embrace the spirit of innovation, resilience, and yes—even cheeky simping. Let us forge ahead together, transforming challenges into opportunities and adversity into triumph.

I, Bart Simpton, pledge my unwavering commitment to these ideals. With the collective strength of our people, Simptown will not only survive the trials of this tumultuous world but will emerge as a shining exemplar of what can be achieved when unity, passion, and purpose converge.

For Simptown—For a future defined by honor, strength, and a dash of playful brilliance.

ALL HAIL BENJALUM!

Basic Information
Nation Name: Simptown
Leader Name: Bart Simpton
Nation ID: 677530
Founded: 03/10/2025 (68 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 70 hours ago
Discord Username:bart_simpton
Unique ID: 6bc7a758baa1759ad852a851e
International Relations
Alliance: Cerberus Alliance Flag
Fury
Alliance Seniority:68 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Beige Protection Bloc
Beige Turns Left: 21 (1.8 days)
Commendations: 7
Denouncements: 4
Nation Page Visits: 1,908
Economic
Population: 884,361
Infrastructure: 7,724.95
Land Area: 15,500 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 57.06 people/sq. mi
GDP: $737,829,200.00
GDP per Capita: $834.31
GNI: $566,387,290.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Dollar
Domestic
Government Type: Communist Dictatorship Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: None None
National Animal: National Animal ImageSheep
Approval Rating: 0% (-81.11)
Pollution Index: 640 points
Radiation Index: 118.53 R (Global: 151.23 R)
Military
Nation Rank: #3,767 of 11,586 Nations (32.51%)
Nation Score: More Information 1,348.47
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 63,371
1,329,003
1,748,583
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
64,752
79,710
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
4,263
4,340
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
546
634
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 10
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
7
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
4
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost 		Total: 0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 19,323.38
Infrastructure Lost: 9,744.00
Money Looted: $300,134,250.01
Wars Won: 42
Wars Lost: 10
Bounties
Total Value of All Bounties:$5,000,000
Nuclear$5,000,000
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Nation Activity
05/10 04:10 pm - Simptown declared war on New Alaskin democracy for the reason of "Blood for the Blood God!".
05/10 04:09 pm - Simptown declared war on Noordzee Republic for the reason of "War must come to those who oppose us.".
05/10 04:08 pm - Simptown declared war on MiChri Empire for the reason of "Veni, vidi, vici. Now, we shall conquer your lands as we did before.".
05/10 04:05 pm - Simptown declared war on United of Scarlett Johansson for the reason of "You Threw Shade".
05/07 09:57 pm - Simptown changed their Color Trade Bloc from Beige to White.
05/05 03:01 am - Tecumseh of The Buffalo Confederacy has publicly commended the nation of Simptown.
04/29 10:03 pm - Simptown had war declared by Estado Civil for the reason of "TSC-HS Counter".
04/29 07:19 pm - Simptown had war declared by Bingora for the reason of "Tsc-hs counter".
04/29 07:16 pm - Simptown had war declared by Furrolandya for the reason of "TSC-HS counter".
04/29 12:28 am - Simptown declared war on Republic of Vesperia for the reason of "Nice Infra bro.".
04/29 12:23 am - Simptown declared war on Eastern Haven for the reason of "....boom".
04/27 05:00 am - Hwang of Eastern Federation has publicly denounced the nation of Simptown.
04/27 04:40 am - Hwang of Eastern Federation has publicly denounced the nation of Simptown.
04/27 02:26 am - Simptown declared war on Eastern Federation for the reason of "Active Raid, DM for war.".
04/26 07:57 pm - Simptown declared war on Empires of Workplace Safety for the reason of "You're a disease, and I'm the cure.".
04/26 07:54 pm - Simptown declared war on Kingdom of Essos for the reason of "Your control of media undermines democracy. This is a fight for free discourse.".
04/26 07:53 pm - Simptown declared war on Tigernation for the reason of "Say hello to my little friend!".
04/26 07:52 pm - Simptown declared war on Polish-LithuanianComonwealth for the reason of "Your flag is cute, but mine's better. Let's settle this in a totally extra way.".
04/22 08:19 am - Simptown had war declared by The British Empiree for the reason of "This, is, SPARTA!".
04/18 03:26 pm - Simptown declared war on Landonia for the reason of "Tech Raid, PM for peace.".
04/18 03:25 pm - Simptown declared war on Cartistan for the reason of "Your leader's fashion sense is an international crisis".
04/18 03:24 pm - Simptown declared war on The Republic of Drakenshire for the reason of "Active Raid, DM for war.".
04/18 03:23 pm - Simptown declared war on RUSO for the reason of "Raid. ".
04/16 03:02 am - Simptown founded a new city, I Simp for Lorenzo.
04/16 02:22 am - Thamous changed the alliance position of Bart Simpton from Playground Pupils to Playground Monitor.
04/15 11:31 am - Khangsam of East Saigon has publicly denounced the nation of Simptown.
04/14 07:21 pm - Simptown declared war on Kingdom of Oj for the reason of "Your existence is inefficient. War protocol activated.".
04/11 02:00 am - Simptown declared war on Alora for the reason of "I will have vengeance.".
04/11 01:58 am - Simptown declared war on Socialist Republic of Chile for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
04/11 01:57 am - Simptown declared war on Velmara Union for the reason of "Do you feel lucky, punk?".
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