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Kinkidom of ze baguette is a nation led by The supreme kurwa Bobr on the continent of Europe. Kinkidom of ze baguette's government is a Democracy with very anarchist social policies. Economically, Kinkidom of ze baguette favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of Kinkidom of ze baguette is the Energon Cubes. At 87 days old, Kinkidom of ze baguette is an established nation. Kinkidom of ze baguette has a population of 4,087,321 and a land area of 37,250.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 109.73. Pollution in the nation is evident. The citizens' faith in the government is plentiful with an approval rating of 84.0478%.


Mutual assistance with Kingdom of Dabudi

We were also part of the DNAIC trade network until its dismantling and sale.



The nation of ze baguettes is a rising peaceloving nation. First founded in ages long forgotten by the Dwarves of Moria, it has remained in their hearts ever after. Yet only a great love could awake these memories of might from their slumber. But for long, it didnt come.... Only a short while ago, they tasted Gandalfs and Bilbos baguettes, the tastiest ever made (sorry french) and they remembered the glory of past times!! They plan to embark on a crusade to spread the now growing cult of baguettes. Yet for now they sharpen their axes in their smithies under the lonely mountain. and while they worked they sang a song:

"Forge It Down" 

(Verse 1)
We carved the halls, we shaped the stone,
Deep underground, we made it our own.
Fire and steel, gold in the ground,
But pride and greed can break us down.

(Chorus)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.

(Verse 2)
Axes bright, the hammers fall,
Songs of kings in every hall.
But shadows grew, and hearts did stray,
Lost in gold, we lost our way.

(Chorus)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.

(Bridge)
In the mines too deep, we woke the dark,
Fire and shadow left its mark.
But dwarven hearts will never yield,
Forge it down, axe and shield!

(Chorus/Outro)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.
 

 We commit ourselves to everlasting peace, yet will counter any attempt to disturb it. 
Everlasting shame be upon thee if you nuke or missile us, so if you wish to ruin my day, at least do so with honour and dignity.


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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Kinkidom of ze baguette
Leader Name: Bobr
Currency: Currency Image
Energon Cubes
National Animal: National Animal Image
Sheep
History:
Geography
Continent: Europe
Land Area: 59,947.92 sq. km
Terrain:
Highest Peak: Mt berkeley, 19,000 meters
Lowest Valley: A very basin basin, -1,200 meters
Climate:
People & Society
Population: 4,087,321 people
Demonym: Baguettin
Demonym Plural: Baguettins
Ethnic Groups: Funnies - 169.0%
Uranians - 69.0%
Swisscheese - 79.0%
Languages: Martian - 999.0%
Earthquakish - 25.0%
Schwiizerdüütsch - 180.0%
Religions: Atheism - 100.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 77 years
Obesity: -1%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 0%
Cannabis Users: 0%
Hard Drug Users: 50%
Economy
Description:
Average Yearly Income: $758.33
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $5,803,272,009.00
GDP per Capita: $1,419.82
Gross National Income (GNI): $1,758,325,450.00
Industries: Major industries include transportation and steel production
Military
History:
Soldiers: 240,000
Tanks: 16,250
Aircraft: 1,060
Ships: 175
Missiles: 3
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 03/30/2025 08:08 am