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Kinkidom of ze baguette is a nation led by The supreme kurwa Bobr on the continent of Europe. Kinkidom of ze baguette's government is a Democracy with very anarchist social policies. Economically, Kinkidom of ze baguette favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of Kinkidom of ze baguette is the Energon Cubes. At 147 days old, Kinkidom of ze baguette is a mature nation. Kinkidom of ze baguette has a population of 4,694,597 and a land area of 49,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 94.84. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is seriously lacking with an approval rating of 23.7865%.

Mutual assistance with Kingdom of Dabudi

We were also part of the DNAIC trade network until its dismantling and sale.



The nation of ze baguettes is a rising peaceloving nation. First founded in ages long forgotten by the Dwarves of Moria, it has remained in their hearts ever after. Yet only a great love could awake these memories of might from their slumber. But for long, it didnt come.... Only a short while ago, they tasted Gandalfs and Bilbos baguettes, the tastiest ever made (sorry french) and they remembered the glory of past times!! They plan to embark on a crusade to spread the now growing cult of baguettes. Yet for now they sharpen their axes in their smithies under the lonely mountain. and while they worked they sang a song:

"Forge It Down" 

(Verse 1)
We carved the halls, we shaped the stone,
Deep underground, we made it our own.
Fire and steel, gold in the ground,
But pride and greed can break us down.

(Chorus)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.

(Verse 2)
Axes bright, the hammers fall,
Songs of kings in every hall.
But shadows grew, and hearts did stray,
Lost in gold, we lost our way.

(Chorus)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.

(Bridge)
In the mines too deep, we woke the dark,
Fire and shadow left its mark.
But dwarven hearts will never yield,
Forge it down, axe and shield!

(Chorus/Outro)
We’ll forge it down, to ash and dust,
Through flame and fear, reclaim we must.
The echoes sound, of battles won—
We’ll stand our ground ‘til the darkness’ done.
 

 We commit ourselves to everlasting peace, yet will counter any attempt to disturb it. 
Everlasting shame be upon thee if you nuke or missile us, so if you wish to ruin my day, at least do so with honour and dignity.

Basic Information
Nation Name: Kinkidom of ze baguette
Leader Name: Bobr
Nation ID: 676593
Founded: 03/05/2025 (147 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 11 hours ago
Discord Username:golden_starfish_55731
Unique ID: 1e5f6ed2c452eca37fca82e46
International Relations
Alliance: The Lost Mines Alliance Flag
Ironforger
Alliance Seniority:125 days
Color Trade Bloc: Aqua Antarctica
Commendations: 20
Denouncements: 3
Nation Page Visits: 1,951
Economic
Population: 4,694,597
Infrastructure: 43,500.00
Land Area: 49,500 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 94.84 people/sq. mi
GDP: $8,813,312,177.00
GDP per Capita: $1,877.33
GNI: $4,166,958,990.00
Economic Policies: Extreme Right
Currency: Currency Image Energon Cubes
Domestic
Government Type: Democracy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny Icon
Social Policies: Anarchist
State Religion: None None
National Animal: National Animal ImageSheep
Approval Rating: 24% (23.79)
Pollution Index: 825 points
Radiation Index: 123.23 R (Global: 102.47 R)
OBL Team: Kabooms
Military
Nation Rank: #2,256 of 11,376 Nations (19.83%)
Nation Score: More Information 4,493.80
War Policy: Help Moneybags Moneybags Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 178,000
385,107
489,460
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 22,000
21,140
23,026
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 1,217
2,351
2,370
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 220
327
260
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 22
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 2
1
6
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
2
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost 		Total: 0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 11,246.44
Infrastructure Lost: 7,917.00
Money Looted: $31,189,776.32
Wars Won: 8
Wars Lost: 4
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
07/28 11:16 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Ancapistan Territory led by Ancap.
07/28 11:16 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly denounced the nation of Ancapistan Territory led by Ancap.
07/28 11:15 am - Ancap of Ancapistan Territory has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
07/24 08:16 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Metalicraftian Empire led by Metalicraft I.
07/22 07:32 pm - Metalicraft I of Metalicraftian Empire has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
07/22 12:26 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette had war declared by naleen for the reason of "Mya-Nee!".
07/22 12:26 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette had war declared by Newtonese Federation for the reason of "Just following orders".
07/21 12:06 pm - Kinkidom of ze baguette declared war on I saw a dream for the reason of "tlm counter".
07/15 07:22 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua.
07/13 03:08 pm - Kinkidom of ze baguette founded a new city, Heh.
07/10 06:03 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette declared war on Radoslawia for the reason of "Tlm counter".
07/09 12:14 pm - Kinkidom of ze baguette declared war on Nightwraith for the reason of "tlm counter".
07/03 05:29 am - bobr destroyed a National Project: Activity Center
07/02 06:27 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette founded a new city, switch.
06/20 03:17 pm - bobr built a new project: Mass Irrigation
06/11 01:43 pm - Lucas Hiscientist of Papal Leagues has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
06/11 12:35 pm - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Papal Leagues led by Lucas Hiscientist.
06/09 03:44 am - Tsar Ivan IV of New Tsardom of Russia has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
06/08 06:00 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Hussaria led by Jan III Sobiecki.
06/08 06:00 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly denounced the nation of Hussaria led by Jan III Sobiecki.
06/07 09:13 pm - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly denounced the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
06/07 08:06 pm - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
06/04 05:05 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Allmenia led by Ronald I.
06/03 10:09 pm - Ronald I of Allmenia has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
06/03 05:05 am - bobr built a new project: Intelligence Agency
05/27 01:59 am - Black Oily Men of Othu has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
05/26 07:01 am - Black Oily Men of Othu has publicly commended the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
05/25 12:01 pm - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Hussaria led by Jan III Sobiecki.
05/25 10:51 am - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly denounced the nation of Kinkidom of ze baguette.
05/25 06:07 am - Kinkidom of ze baguette has publicly commended the nation of Othu led by Black Oily Men.
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4 National Projects
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
Ironworks
Ironworks is a national project that boosts Steel Mills' production by 36% nationwide.
Mass Irrigation
Mass Irrigation is a national project that boosts food production nationwide.
Missile Launch Pad
Missile Launch Pad is a national project that allows you to build Missiles.