R.I.P Jimmy Buffett, 1946-2023

"Wastin' away again in Margaritaville"

Our people once lived in darkness, ignorant of the bright sunshine that warms the beaches and our souls alike. The truth has been brought to us, in the sacred texts. The songs of the ancient one break through the heavens to bring us enlightenment. To live life on island time is to live as the Holy Father Jimmy Buffett. We strive to bring the word of chill vibes and mandatory Margarita Mondays. Those who shall blaspheme the Key West Island Lifestyle will be ground upon the battlefield like so much ice in the blender. 

"Do you have a moment to hear the good word?"

Government Branches

God-Emperor and Spiritual Father

Our nation is led by the divine teachings of the spiritually reincarnated Jimmy Buffett. Under His patronage, we shall all attain our permanent vacation and truly experience Island Time. From His word all authority of the nation flows.

Margaritaville Ecumenical Council

The true unadulterated wisdom of our Spiritual Father Jimmy is too much for the common worshipper to understand and they may be led astray. To this end, the 9 High Elders of the Ecumenical Council guide the political directions of the nation and ensure heresy and corruption are purged from the nation by interpreting the will of the Holy Buffett. They are the sole lawmaking and enforcement body of the nation. Their other major role is the leadership of the Margaritist Church and creation of spiritual doctrine.

Margaritaville Crusade Council

In a perfect world, all would live in peace under the loving sunshine of the Divine Buffett. However, this is not a perfect world. The horrors of heresy and outside savages require the defense of the faithful. To this end, the Margaritaville Crusade Council was established to guide the holy warriors of the nation to purge heretics and spread the word of our faith abroad when a stronger guiding hand is needed. This branch oversees the development of new military technology, coordinates military operation and ensures religious orthodoxy amongst crusaders.

War History

• Aqua War (The Coal Mines)
• Global War 24 (The Commonwealth)

History of the Nation

The faithful of Margaritaville view the events of life as like grains of sand, washed away from the shore by the waves of time. Living life on Island Time reminds us to let the past sail on by. But like the pop top which pierced the heel of our Father, some moments will be remembered for all time.

The first nuke fell on Margaritaville: 01/04/2098 Orbis (3/11/2024) A date which will live in infamy.

Hear the Lord Sing!