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The Holy Nation of Margaritaville is a nation led by Spiritual Father God-Emperor Jimmy on the continent of North America. The Holy Nation of Margaritaville's government is a Theocratic Dictatorship with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Holy Nation of Margaritaville favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The Holy Nation of Margaritaville is the Gold Standard. At 442 days old, The Holy Nation of Margaritaville is an ancient nation. The Holy Nation of Margaritaville has a population of 5,524,872 and a land area of 60,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 92.08. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
Our people once lived in darkness, ignorant of the bright sunshine that warms the beaches and our souls alike. The truth has been brought to us, in the sacred texts. The songs of the ancient one break through the heavens to bring us enlightenment. To live life on island time is to live as the Holy Father Jimmy Buffett. We strive to bring the word of chill vibes and mandatory Margarita Mondays. Those who shall blaspheme the Key West Island Lifestyle will be ground upon the battlefield like so much ice in the blender.
"Do you have a moment to hear the good word?"
Government Branches
God-Emperor and Spiritual Father
Our nation is led by the divine teachings of the spiritually reincarnated Jimmy Buffett. Under His patronage, we shall all attain our permanent vacation and truly experience Island Time. From His word all authority of the nation flows.
Margaritaville Ecumenical Council
The true unadulterated wisdom of our Spiritual Father Jimmy is too much for the common worshipper to understand and they may be led astray. To this end, the 9 High Elders of the Ecumenical Council guide the political directions of the nation and ensure heresy and corruption are purged from the nation by interpreting the will of the Holy Buffett. They are the sole lawmaking and enforcement body of the nation. Their other major role is the leadership of the Margaritist Church and creation of spiritual doctrine.
Margaritaville Crusade Council
In a perfect world, all would live in peace under the loving sunshine of the Divine Buffett. However, this is not a perfect world. The horrors of heresy and outside savages require the defense of the faithful. To this end, the Margaritaville Crusade Council was established to guide the holy warriors of the nation to purge heretics and spread the word of our faith abroad when a stronger guiding hand is needed. This branch oversees the development of new military technology, coordinates military operation and ensures religious orthodoxy amongst crusaders.
War History
History of the Nation
The faithful of Margaritaville view the events of life as like grains of sand, washed away from the shore by the waves of time. Living life on Island Time reminds us to let the past sail on by. But like the pop top which pierced the heel of our Father, some moments will be remembered for all time.
The first nuke fell on Margaritaville: 01/04/2098 Orbis (3/11/2024) A date which will live in infamy.
One year of drinking margaritas and spreading the good word: 09/09/2024
Apex Factory: Former Apex Operator (MA) and founding member
Apocalypse Knights/The Aegis Order: Knight of Chivalry/Higher Orderling (IA) 4/30/2024-Present
Hear the Lord Sing!
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Nation Name: | Margaritaville |
Leader Name: | God-Emperor Jimmy |
Currency: |
Gold Standard |
National Animal: |
Margaritaville Macaw |
History: | There is no purpose before, and there shall be no time after the life of He Who Shall Save Us, our Spiritual Father, Jimmy. Under His guidance, humanity shall be united in true spiritual unity, connection and bliss. Our spiritual father has brought us the words of the Divine Jimmy Buffett. His vision of all life living on Island Time, spreading chill vibes and smiting those who would disrespect the holy manna that is the sublime Margarita. Division will be ended, the unworthy shall be ground to dust, and the Righteous alone shall remain. We shall live in peace with those who will hear His word. The heavenly choruses shall sing as the lost shaker of salt shall be returned upon the Father. It is always Five O' Clock on Margaritaville Fridays, Hawaiian shirts are mandated under penalty of death, and cooooool easy vibes are highly recommended, brother. We might be a church, but we're like a cool church that likes to kick back, smoke a little grass and sail on. |
Geography | |
Continent: | North America |
Land Area: | 96,560.40 sq. km |
Terrain: | Settled in the south of Old Florida, the nation boasts a rugged land of river, mountains, hills with the most beautiful white beaches left in this world. The soil is fertile and dark, a true breadbasket for the Holy. In its orchards, the limes grow as far as the eyes can see, and the salt mines glisten in the morning dew. |
Highest Peak: | Pirate's Peak, 0 meters |
Lowest Valley: | , 0 meters |
Climate: | A beautiful Mediterranean climate, a paradise for the Holy |
People & Society | |
Population: | 5,524,872 people |
Demonym: | Buffeton |
Demonym Plural: | Holy Children |
Ethnic Groups: | White - 92.3% Dog - 7.7% |
Languages: | English - 95.0% Esperanto - 5.0% |
Religions: | Church of Margaritaville - 92.1% Cult of Buffett - 4.0% The Sailor's Sons - 3.9% |
Health | |
Life Expectancy: | 95 years |
Obesity: | 32% |
Alcohol Users: | 100% |
Tobacco Users: | 42.7% |
Cannabis Users: | 98.6% |
Hard Drug Users: | 0% |
Economy | |
Description: | All trade is conducted by and for the Church and its flock. None shall go hungry or want, all are equal in the eyes of our benevolent Father. All shall have their Cheeseburger in Paradise. All needs are met, from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. The commune prospers and spiritual needs can be met, only when the physical needs are met. |
Average Yearly Income: | $88.67 |
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): | $5,976,864,001.00 |
GDP per Capita: | $1,081.81 |
Gross National Income (GNI): | $1,714,398,430.00 |
Industries: | Margaritas, Cheeseburgers, Pornography, Marijuana, Fine Wine, Grain, Fruits, Coal and chill Key West kinda vibes |
Military | |
History: | Beginning with the personal bodyguard of Our Worshipful God-Emperor, the military has rapidly expanded to defend the faithful from the horrors of the heretics that surround us. Praise be that the tender and bloody hand of our Leader that shall caress the world and spread His light. Their Hawaiian print camouflage strikes fear into the unrighteous. May our foes be broken upon the rocks like ice upon the blender. |
Soldiers: | 327,000 |
Tanks: | 27,250 |
Aircraft: | 1,710 |
Ships: | 320 |
Missiles: | 7 |
Nuclear Weapons: | 1 |
Last Updated: 10/15/2023 06:02 pm |