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O Sweet and Magnificent Appletun, Beast of Flaky Splendor and Gooey Benevolence, We gather beneath your shade, drawn by your scent of baked wisdom. Bless us with the strength of your golden crust, The warmth of your tender filling, And the uncanny ability to bring joy to all who behold you. Grant us the courage to savor life’s sweetness, The resilience to endure its occasional burns, And the humility to know when we’re simply the side dish of the moment. May we walk in your sticky footsteps, Spreading comfort and crumbs wherever we go. Teach us to embrace the absurdity of existence, For if you, a walking pie, can thrive, so can we. In your buttery name, we feast and we flourish.

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