| History: |
The original inhabitants of our land are unknow, but the first known colonization was by the Old Yeetys who came from the nearby Yeet Islands just off the eastern shore. However, an outbreak of the Dead Yeet Plauge wiped out their civilization. Our modern society founded at some point in time by Mofey Potato, who has too many titles to list here, but when he sailed away into the east his son Meefy Potato, who has even more titles, took the throne. Meefy's heir is Pooty La Potato II but there's no point in having an heir because Meefy is immortal, and so is Mofey; Meefy is just acting king while Mofey is away, though that will be several thousand more years.
Shortly after our founding, the 3 Derp Hordes attacked, but by the help and grace of Our Lord Shrek the Supreme, Creator of the North and many titles besides, First Son of Illuvataco, we annihilated the Hordes and they are but a distant memory, now known only to the most wise citizens of our fair world. We have prospered ever since, and we have improved on the abandoned infrastructure left behind by the Ancient Yeetybois, who abandoned this land long ere we arrived. Much later, while Meefy was away, we were attacked by the nation of Nation Name led by some guy named Leader Me, and to prevent this from ever happening again we started to beef up our military. We raided many neighboring tribes to train our army. However, one state, MI-Landing, was able to withstand our army and has thus earned our respect. Later, we got into the Great War against the nations of Weimar Germany, New Canada 1, Germanida, and some Lucas bozo whose name I don't remember. We won with the help of our allies, as we had joined the alliance MI-Landing was part of. We then tried to go get revenge against Nation Name but he's a pay-to-win player so that didn't work out. We also began a period of super-intense raiding. Most people submitted to the might of our Armed Forces blessed by Shrek, but a few fought valliantly; Servia, which we got bored of fighting and made a truce with; Then there was the great Gobglogabgalab war, where we went to war with Gobglogabgalab Inc, a rival alliance; However, once the nation of Flenderson was (barely) defeated, we negotiated peace with Komodon. Then came the great Gupta war, which we ultimatley won in support of our allies, especially MI-Landing. We won through naval power, as Gupta Empire controlled the skies and frontline. The Hartke war, also in support of MI-Landing we also won, much easier; however, an enemy missile attack caused great pollution by striking a recycling center. Then the poltranat war, which we called off because of the more pressing conflict with Gupta; the Pravda war, which we called off because the enemy had The Bomb; and the Great Crusade against color bloc white for their terrible name. Then the Shizo War, fought in defense of Poltranat which was now our ally. Many of our wars are parts of larger wars fought by the whole of OPO; the Gupta war is one such example, as is the great Gobglogabgalab Inc war. |
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