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The land of the free is a nation led by Emperor Terry the war paint on the continent of Africa. The land of the free's government is a Banana Republic with very fascist social policies. Economically, The land of the free favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The land of the free is the Dong. At 437 days old, The land of the free is an ancient nation. The land of the free has a population of 6,131,262 and a land area of 52,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 116.79. Pollution in the nation is a disaster. The citizens' faith in the government is seriously lacking with an approval rating of 21.4674%.

Welcome to the Land of the Free, where freedom reigns supreme and Terry the War Paint is our benevolent leader. Here, our national anthem is a mixtape of chainsaw solos and cat meows, and our flag is just a bedsheet spray-painted with Terry's face.

In this nation, you're free to do whatever you want, as long as it's not on Terry's bad side. Rumor has it that once someone accidentally spilled Terry's favorite coffee, and they were never seen again. But hey, that's the price of freedom, right?

Our national sport? Dodgeball with live grenades. It really keeps you on your toes. And don't forget to visit our famous Terry-themed amusement park, where the roller coasters are just giant replicas of Terry's mustache.

So come on down to the Land of the Free, where the only thing scarier than losing your freedom is losing Terry's favor.

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