I am a pirate for hire, if I'm at war with you and your reading this I was either paid to hit you or I saw you inactive with enough loot it was worth my time. Do not ask if I was hired or not, I will not tell you under any circumstances. Period. Feel free to DM me on discord if you wish to hire me for a hit. Prices vary depending on the target.

This machine wilts Roses.

Alliance History (Position)

New Pacific Order (Low Milcom) - Chocolate Castle (High gov Milcom) - Space Invaders (Member) - Carthago (Milcom) -Brothers in Christ (Brother) - Carthago (Member) - Event Horizon [Zerg Swarm] (Member) - Retribution (Co-Leader) - Event Horizon (Debt Slave)

War History (Result) [Net + / -]

NPOLT (Lost)[Net +1.3B] - Happy birthWei (Win)[Net +] - DuckHunt (Lost)[Net +] - Guns N' Roses (Win)[Net +] - KECC Reunion Party (Lost)[Net -] - BrawleyWood (Lost)[Net +] - The Big $hort (Lost)[Net +] - Vein has a smol PP (Lost)[Net +350M] - Bifrost blitz (Lost)[Net +2B] - Ragnarok (Win)[Net +725M] - CTOwned (Lost)[Net +311M] - Dodge This (Win)[Net +3.4B] - New Year Nuke Me (Win)[Net +1.18B] - Singularly Hostile (Win)[Net +1.275B] - Blue Balls (Truce)[Net +255M] - Clinical Trials (Win)[Net +900M] - Espresso (Lost)[Net +3.4B] - The Side Show (Win)[Net +1.4B] - Piggy Strikes Back (Win)[Net 4.4B][#1 Unit kills]