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The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew is a nation led by Coffee King Exalts on the continent of South America. The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew's government is a Monarchy with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew is the Coffee Token. At 1,734 days old, The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew is an ancient nation. The Coffee Paradise of Master Brew has a population of 3,803,963 and a land area of 237,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 16.05. Pollution in the nation is a disaster. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Hey there.

If you are reading this, first off let me applaud your curiousity, it is a quality to cherish.

 

I am Exalts, from among my peers in Rose I am a brutal, reckless and utterly indefatigable reaver. I love nothing more than to burn pixels and have found my niche among losing wars, where I am probably the best fighter my alliance has. Nevertheless, you may find I am a rather reputable fellow in spite of that. Thus, I have a few rules I set for myself, and find appreciation in others also following:

  • I do not use default war reasons. It doesn't matter how rushed I am, even if it's a blitz or a counter, creativity is king.
  • I fight wars for the love of war, not for the promise of loot or even victory. Your pixels will prove a sufficient recompense.
  • There is a possibility that you are engaged in a war with me where you may be tempted to cycle me. By all means obey your orders, but know that I am impossible to pin down, and I will terrorize your whales.
  • I have an appreciation for people who are capable of thinking outside the box. I try to be unconventional, myself.

Let us have a warm, pleasant time in this here war game, shall we?

War History

War NameDamage DealtGlobal #Coalition #Alliance #Damage Net
Dodge This (Defeat)$3,699,322,327#37#9#2$1,350,118,150
Darkest Hour Deux (Victory)$XX#XX#XX#XX$XX
Espresso (Victory)$XX#XX#XX#XX$XX

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Thank you to Rose for these lovely achievements in my honor. ♥

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Master Brew
Leader Name: Exalts
Currency: Currency Image
Coffee Token
National Animal: National Animal Image
Jumping Spider
History: Master Brew is a nation born from the period of most instability in the modern history of Orbis, following the economic depression at the dusk of NPO's Last Time.

It is in this period of political instability that the state of Schleswig-Holstein, then suffering from rampant inflation and strict austerity, and with a large portion of its workforce weened by the brutal fighting in Germany and the ensuing occupation; that mass riots broke out; and Lübeck turned into the beating heart of a powerful separatist movement.
With the central government unable to maintain peace in the region, the whole state declared independence on November 12th, 2048.
Wanting to follow the example of their northern neighbour, Denmark, the newly liberated nation chose a constitutional monarchy, led by a local duke.
However, on August 6th, 2050; when Duke Karl of Stettin died without an heir, and with no relative to take over, the people turned to an election to choose their next ruler. Elected was the then Baron Exalts of Kiel; who was then coronated on August 27th.

To the surprise of this burgeoning government, the nation was quickly recognized as legitimate by the nations of Rose, and admited as a provisional member state; and, thanks to its large amount of engineers and expansive research institutes, was put in charge of its technological affairs.

A wave of sweeping reforms took place in the young constitutional monarchy. The parliament was abolished and replaced by a National Council; and refering to the many cafés of Lübeck and the culture surrounding it; the newly coronated duke became a Coffee King; gaining near-limitless executive power in the process. The nation of Holstein became the Kingdom of Master Brew.
The National Council consists of regional lords of the various territories within the coffee kingdom. Their role is that of an advisory body. They advise the coffee king on pressing matters and oversee the bureaucracy of their region.

On June 1st, 2052, Master Brew annexed Syddanmark and Midtjylland from Denmark after a war that lasted 2 months; and 4 months later in October 12th, 2052, annexed Nordjylland without resistance; putting an end to Master Brew's ambitions in the north to this day.
On August 5th, 2057, Coffee King Exalts declared war on the nation of Niedersachsen for the city of Hamburg and surrounding territories; and captured the city five weeks later. Those lands were officially integrated into Master Brew on September 26th, 2057, 52 days after the start of the war.

Though the kingdom of Master Brew is currently at peace, Coffee King Exalts has affirmed that he will continue to annex territories to fulfill the needs of the State and its people if the need arises.
Geography
Continent: South America
Land Area: 381,413.58 sq. km
Terrain: Master Brew's terrain is mostly plains and hills. The countryside is covered in thick forests.
Highest Peak: Himmelbjerget, 147 meters
Lowest Valley: Lammefjord, -170 meters
Climate: Master Brew has a mostly temperate climate. It generally enjoys cool winters and warm summers.
Master Brew has a coastline with many lagoons, gulfs, and inlets, characterized by frequent rainfall.
People & Society
Population: 3,803,963 people
Demonym: Brewer
Demonym Plural: Brewers
Ethnic Groups: Brewer - 85.2%
German - 7.8%
Danish - 6.4%
Languages: German - 66.2%
Danish - 33.0%
Other - 0.8%
Religions: Cult of Coffee - 54.8%
Health
Life Expectancy: 86 years
Obesity: 28.1%
Alcohol Users: 1.7%
Tobacco Users: 1.4%
Cannabis Users: 0.8%
Hard Drug Users: 0.2%
Economy
Description: Master Brew has a mostly capitalistic economy, with many nationalized institutions and tight regulation on private corporations.
The nation offers generous grants to small businesses to encourage their growth.
In return, those businesses promise to hire a certain amount of people, relative to their net capital.
While Master Brew is unable to grow coffee on their soil, they import vast quantities of it from North Africa and South America.
The State employs 15% of its population as officials and bureaucrats.
Average Yearly Income: $68.88
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $17,597,336,741.00
GDP per Capita: $4,626.05
Gross National Income (GNI): $10,313,255,310.00
Industries: Master Brew's industry is mostly based on services, but also include a state-owned steel industry.
Master Brew is currently experimenting with a hydroponic program that would permit it to grow its own coffee.
Military
History: The armed forces of Master Brew are composed of mostly professional, career soldiers. They comprise a specialist and generalist corps.
They are led by the Coffee King, under the advisal of a corps of field marshals, navy admirals, and strategic tacticians.
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 0
Aircraft: 0
Ships: 0
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 11/19/2020 05:56 pm