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Social Distortion


The Free Cities of Social Distortion is a nation led by Accountant Arthur Everest on the continent of Asia. The Free Cities of Social Distortion's government is a Aristocracy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Free Cities of Social Distortion favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Free Cities of Social Distortion is the Gold Standard. At 200 days old, The Free Cities of Social Distortion is an old nation. The Free Cities of Social Distortion has a population of 4,213,997 and a land area of 34,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 123.94. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.


You know Arthur, come to think of it, I'm not afraid of ants. I never was! It's just when they all come running out of a lady's pants like that. Yeech! Creepy. And isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick: Rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... the sky's the limit! Ah. Y'know, Arthur, when evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead, and you're behind, you've gotta do the leg work. But, when you can't get a leg up, you've gotta be hip. You've gotta keep your chin up, and kick some butt You know, evil comes in many forms. Be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. You can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You can't cotton to it! You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of justice! Bad dog! Bad dog! And you don't do it for money, no-ho-ho, you do it for love. You know, I've learned something this past week: on justice, and on friendship, there is no price, but there are established credit limits You know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking: what do we know about anything? Life is just a big, wild, crazy tossed salad. But you don't eat it. No, sir , you live it. Isn't it great? Isn't it great?!


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08/28/2020 12:04 pm
Attrition
Social Distortion
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Victory
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07/12/2020 12:14 am
Attrition
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07/12/2020 12:09 am
Attrition
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The Immortals
Alia
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Victory
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07/09/2020 01:23 am
Raid
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The Immortals
Darkfoxzilla
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None
Victory
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07/09/2020 01:17 am
Raid
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The Immortals
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None
Victory
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07/02/2020 12:02 am
Raid
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The Immortals
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Night
None
Victory
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