| National Factbook |
| Flag: |
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| Nation Name: |
The Irken Empire |
| Leader Name: |
Zim |
| Currency: |
Energon Cubes |
| National Animal: |
MiniMoose |
| History: |
The Glorious Irken Conquest of Earth is being carried out as part of Operation Impending Doom 2!
Where the filthy dirtball of filth that is Earth, has together with 32 other extremely lucky planets been selected for direct conquest by the Irken Military!
Where all their hideous inferior species have a chance to serve the greatest civilization in the universe! The All-Powerful Irken Empire! or perish!
It's for that reason the mighty Irken Invader ZIM! was dispatched to the Earth! An elite Irken soilder! an unstoppable death machine!
The Invaders! The best and most superior soldiers in the Irken Military have to offer!
We are first and often the only wave on any given planet that found itself on the displeasing end of the spear of the Irken Empire, but whose planet is deemed too crucial for complete destruction.
Invaders are experts in planetary infiltration and espionage, a single invader has the capability to conquer their assigned planet single-handedly.
A feat that hasn't just made the Irken species the most feared, and respected race in the galaxy, but also shines as a beacon of the fact that the Irken race is clearly the most superior form of life in existence!
Sending a single invader for such a backward and dirty world like Earth is truly overkill, infested with primitive worm babies as it is.
But if some other, shorter Irken invader, were to fail to take over the planet on their own, they report all information of the planet's weaknesses to wast Irken Armada.
Who will then start, the second wave of the assault on a given planet, Which would more often than not, remove all life on any given planet from orbit.
So see yourself lucky pig smellies of earth, that you have been assigned the almighty ZIM as your invader! Summit to his tall and mighty glory and your species can live as slaves in service of The All-Glorious Irken Empire!
The highest form of life your pitiful species can expect to achieve!
The Glorious Irken Species are dominating, assertive, and extremely intelligent beyond human comprehension! Unified as one under the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple! the two supreme leaders of the Supreme Irken empire!
Our goal, the goal of the Acclaimed Irken Empire! is to expand to every corner of the universe!
Spreading the glory and might of the Irken Empire of every species in existence, and exterminating anything standing in the way of our destiny.
In the Glorious year of 12481, Spork 34, of the imperial calendar of the Sublime Irken Empire, or with inferior human calendar, January 15, 2036, of Orbis date, much of Detroit was whipped out in an ear-shattering explosion, set off by mighty and powerful Invader Zim.
The Almighty Invader claimed the baked ruins of the city as an enclave of the Irken Empire here on Earth.
Out of these ruins, the Empire will rise and incorporate the entire Earth and its system.
Much of the former US state of Michigan, has already fallen, together with parts from former states of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, together with species of Canada.
With the conquest of Chicago, it's only a matter of time before the rest of North America will fall!
All hail our all-knowing, your all-powerful leaders! The Almighty Tallest Red and Purple! |
| Geography |
| Continent: |
North America |
| Land Area: |
221,927.99 sq. km |
| Terrain: |
The planet of Earth is a heavily populated planet, with technology greatly inferior to that of The Irken Empire, thus ripe for conquest.
But this dirtball called a planet, is not at all considered valuable to the Irken Empire.
Earth is at the extreme fringe of Irken-controlled space, in the backwaters, away from all other major alien races of the Milky Way Galaxy.
This remote location is its only access, as well as its main disadvantage.
Else the planet is perfectly average if it weren't for its dominating species, called humans, low intelligent monkeys that are busying themself with destroying their own homeworld, before even setting foot on another planet.
The planet in itself processes nothing of value, with the exception of providing the home for species known as bees, a race of small yellow-and-black insects, by far it is the most superior form of native life on this planet.
Not alone because of the species' capacity to bring down even the most advance of Irken Spacecraft, but also its ability to produce honey.
A miracle substance, with only two known sources in existence, one of which is on Earth.
Honey can be used for medical products to biological weapons, and even eaten as a delicacy.
Invader Zim dominating of the bees, (something that is a far higher priority than dealing with the ignorant humans.) has quickly made honey, the most valuable export of Irken Enclave on Earth, to the wider Irken Empire.
The Bees on Earth must be protected if they were ever to die off... by actions from careless humans, would mean that the Irken Empire would have free hands in killing all life on the planet, in whatever way they saw fit.
Though this does bring up a worrying factor, considering Earth's remote location, and the distance to the nearest trade route, how has Moose managed to arrive on the planet?
As we all know the Moose is the most dangerous creature in the galaxy, that has never displayed any form of intelligence.
So how they have managed to appear so far from their natural homeworld, comes as more than a shock. Someone must have illegally smuggled several hundred Moose to the planet(for what purpose? and how did they manage such a thing?), or is this the first display of concrete proof for Moose's theoretical control of space-time?
The amazing invader Zim has started his investigation into the matter, but so far, even with his amazing talents and skills has not managed to arrive at an answer, but it is only a matter of time of course.
For visitors of the planet, a loose Moose population is of course something to keep in mind when visiting. This is not a planet to bring Smeet's to, and it is recommended to be armed while avoiding areas with a high concentration of Moose.
Use your common sense, and you should be okay while visiting. The dirt monkeys have somehow managed to survive on the planet, so why shouldn't you be able to? |
| Highest Peak: |
Gross Point, 208 meters |
| Lowest Valley: |
Detroit Lake , -86 meters |
| Climate: |
Another thing to keep in mind when visiting Earth is rainfall. Over the last century, the planet's natural rainfall has turned into a mix of sulfuric and nitric acids over most of the planet.
It is recommended to promptly find shelter when it looks like it going to rain. And if were to fall on bare skin immediately seek medical attention.
Luckily the planet's precipitation patterns vary widely, ranging from several meters of water per year to less than a millimeter per year in some areas.
This acid rain is caused by the heavy pollution by the human race and its uncaring attitude towards its own environment.
Even the planet's oceans have started to turn toxic, the human dirt worms slowly killing their own ecosystem.
Ocean currents are important factors in determining climate, particularly the spectacular density-driven circulation of the oceans, which distributes heat energy from the equatorial oceans to the polar regions.
This circulation of the oceans has thought been disturbed in recent years, because of the melting of the poles, and therefore is currently in mid of a change.
A complete detoxicating of the planets is recommended before starting the terraforming of the planet.
Maybe even a complete draining of the earth's water cycle, and replacing it might be necessary, the polluted water can easily be replaced with water harvested from elsewhere within the Solar system.
Earth is the third planet in the solar system in terms of distance from its parent star, and the fifth in order of size. It is the largest and densest of the sun's solar system's terrestrial planets.
About 70 percent of the surface is presently covered by oceans, and the remainder consists of continents and islands. The abundance of water is a unique feature that distinguishes the "blue planet" from others in the solar system.
Even though in recent years the Earth's oceans have taken a green hue, caused by pollution from the planet's primitive inhabitants.
The mighty Invader Zim has in his brilliant foresight already started the process of cleaning the Earth in all areas he has control over and even begun to go beyond that.
With the superior technology provided by the Irken Empire, further pollution has been eradicated in the Irken enclave on Earth.
This is just another clear sign that the Earth will be far better off, under the compassionate iron fist of the Irken Empire. |
| People & Society |
| Population: |
2,452,508 people |
| Demonym: |
Slave |
| Demonym Plural: |
Slaves |
| Ethnic Groups: |
Irkens - 0.2%
Humans - 99.7%
Vortians - 0.1% |
| Languages: |
Irken - 2.4%
English - 88.0%
Spanish - 34.0% |
| Religions: |
Imperial cult - 13.4%
Non-religous - 24.3%
Christianity - 38.3% |
| Health |
| Life Expectancy: |
102 years |
| Obesity: |
15.4% |
| Alcohol Users: |
77.8% |
| Tobacco Users: |
28.7% |
| Cannabis Users: |
14.5% |
| Hard Drug Users: |
26.4% |
| Economy |
| Description: |
From an outside perspective, the Irken economy might appear illogical, bloated, and absolutely disgusting, whose savagery is only pushed forward by its own immense size.
Of course, nothing should be further from the truth. |
| Average Yearly Income: |
$441.04 |
| Gross Domestic Product (GDP): |
$661,407,809.00 |
| GDP per Capita: |
$269.69 |
| Gross National Income (GNI): |
$109,744,550.00 |
| Industries: |
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| Military |
| History: |
The Grand Irken military is the most powerful military force in the known universe.
That has allowede the Irken race to pursue continuously conquest of the entire galaxy.
Controlling an area of space that is several hundreds of thousands light years across, containing an unfathomable number of planets.
All of which is under direct control of the Irken Empire, connected by a vast network of trade and FTL communications, and the ever present forces of the Irken military.
While the safe connection of all planets is guaranteed by the Irken Armada, which is the mighty Irken Empire's vast military fleet, which numbers more warship, then there is grains of sand on the entire planet of Earth.
Which both expands the Empire through planetary invasions, and keep the peace inside the ever expanding borders of Empire.
In equivalent earth example, The Irken Empire can be said to be the Roman Empire of the universe.
On the planet of Earth, the military forces under Irken control, is still somewhat weak.
Most notible is the present of entire 3 irkens invaders on the planet, 1 invader is able to take on a planet on it's own.
So the present of entire 3, shift the military power of the planet in strong favour of the Irken Empire.
The Irken Enclave have alreadry established it own millitary on the planet.
Which uses mainly discarded human weapons, that then have been upgraded and modified with Irken Technologi to such an extent that it hard to fathom that an human hand have ever been involved in their creation.
The airforce is made up of vast fleet of AI and remote controllede drones, able to outperform any human pilot, with an technological edge that outperform all human created aircraft.
This fleet is futher backed up by older Irken spacecrafts, that is still hundreds if not thousands years ahead of any human aircraft.
Where there is both fast maneuverable fighters that is able run circles around even the fastest human jet fighters, and large bombers that is able to reduce a city to rubbles in a few minutes.
On the ground large irken tripods, have become king of warfare, able to deliver a force of truly overwhelming firepower over huge areas.
Old irken mercs and human modified tanks and artillery brings up the rear, and fill out the gabs in the lines, while being able to support with even more firepower, or to be used in situations where there is a desire to have enemy survivors.
The personnel of the Irken Defence forces on Earth is mainly made up of human mind-controlled slaves, conscripts, intergalactic mercenaries and whatever biological horror show, that keeped breating after being brought forth by the mighty Invader Zim.
What's more an Irken space station is orbiting the Earth, able to attack anywhere on the planets, at moment notice, with powerfull precision missiles able to hit within a hair's breadth of the target. |
| Soldiers: |
331,236 |
| Tanks: |
0 |
| Aircraft: |
0 |
| Ships: |
0 |
| Missiles: |
0 |
| Nuclear Weapons: |
0 |
| Last Updated: 08/20/2023 04:45 pm |
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