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The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue is a nation led by Supreme Papa Daddy D Trump on the continent of Africa. The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue's government is a Communist Dictatorship with very authoritarian social policies. Economically, The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue favors far right wing policies. The official currency of The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue is the Energon Cubes. At 2,421 days old, The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue is an ancient nation. The Absolute Cock Up: Not a clue has a population of 12,646,188 and a land area of 88,750.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 142.49. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Not a clue
Leader Name: Daddy D Trump
Currency: Currency Image
Energon Cubes
National Animal: National Animal Image
Kangaroo
History:
Geography
Continent: Africa
Land Area: 142,828.93 sq. km
Terrain: Not a clue lies on a plateau ranging in altitude from 750 to 1,500 m (2,460 to 4,920 ft) above sea level. These central highlands, are the most densely populated part of the island and are characterised by terraced, rice-growing valleys lying between grassy hills and patches of the sub-humid forests that formerly covered the highland region. To the west of the highlands, the increasingly arid terrain gradually slopes down to the Sick Cunt Channel and mangrove swamps along the coast.
Highest Peak: Mt Trump, 6,900 meters
Lowest Valley: Andromeda Basin , -30 meters
Climate: The combination of southeastern trade winds and northwestern monsoons produces a hot rainy season (November–April) with frequently destructive cyclones, and a relatively cooler dry season (May–October). Rain clouds originating over the Indian Ocean discharge much of their moisture over the island's eastern coast; the heavy precipitation supports the area's rainforest ecosystem. The central highlands are both drier and cooler while the west is drier still, and a semi-arid climate prevails in the southwest and southern interior of the island.
People & Society
Population: 12,646,188 people
Demonym: Cluelessian
Demonym Plural: Cluelessians
Ethnic Groups: Germans - 60.0%
African-American - 30.0%
Russian - 10.0%
Languages: English - 91.2%
German - 49.6%
Infidel - 0.1%
Religions: Big Allah - 100.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 86 years
Obesity: 15%
Alcohol Users: 87.3%
Tobacco Users: 0%
Cannabis Users: 58.7%
Hard Drug Users: 5.6%
Economy
Description: Not a Clue has a communist economy where all money is shared out equally between all members of society
Average Yearly Income: $551.30
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $17,775,383,994.00
GDP per Capita: $1,405.59
Gross National Income (GNI): $23,848,341,530.00
Industries: Major industries in Not a Clue include Piracy, Farming, Fossil Fuels and Prostitution
Military
History: The political independence and sovereignty of the Not a Clue armed forces, which comprises an army, navy and air force, was restored with independence from Has a Clue in 1960. Since this time the Not a Clue military has engaged in many armed conflicts with another states and has occasionally intervened to restore order during periods of political unrest. Under the socialist Second Republic, Admiral Akbar instated mandatory national armed or civil service for all young citizens regardless of gender, a policy that remained in effect from 1976 to the present date.
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 15,000
Aircraft: 2,250
Ships: 0
Missiles: 15
Nuclear Weapons: 4
Last Updated: 08/02/2018 06:23 am