According to a study commissioned by literally nobody and researched by asking random people on the street, it has been found that citizens of the Black Knights live in the absolute worst conditions in Orbis. Scientists from [REDACTED] report a 1000% increase in happiness since the last year. However, according to Dr. [REDACTED], since happiness has been reported as 0% last year, happiness is still at 0% despite this dramatic increase, as multiplying something by 0 results in a 0. This property of zero has still yet to be confirmed by BK's extremely reputable and capable mathematicians, with some expressing doubt that something multiplied by a 0 is still 0.
“That's absolutely preposterous!” one citizen said when asked about the study. “There is no way that our happiness can be still this low because there is no way that 0 times a number equals 0!” We have since discovered that this tangent has gone on for long enough.
Another citizen says “hey, BK isn't that bad. I mean yeah, our nation leaders all probably have a combined IQ of 2, but what can you do? We manage, and life isn't that bad.” We have not heard from that man since.
Upon hearing this news, the Emperor of the Black Knights, Yosodog, has done absolutely nothing, because he doesn't even know that I'm writing this. Certainly, approval ratings will only skyrocket into the Moon, except instead of a rocket it's a slingshot, and instead of the Moon it's the Mariana Trench.
In other news, Yosodog has been reported to be eating dog food for lunch…
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Disband and join BK.
Forgot you guys were still around, interesting.
MISINFORMATION!!11!!!1!!!
Burger King better.
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