President unveils plans to get citizens out of the bunker and learn to adapt to the new reality.

This is a message from the President of The Federal Republic of Neyipitoya.

Good evening, my fellow countrymen. I wish you all a blessed day. Today, I had a talk with my cabinet ministers about the state of the union in this changing world, especially on returning to work normally in every day life. We can’t be staying underground indefinitely because that would not be sustainable. So I ask you my fellow citizens, to prepare for going back above ground by the year 2110. Of course we will release guidelines to ensure the least amount of radioactive material getting into our body systems. On the other hand, my government will plans for some heavy developments across the union using the Federal Reserve and issuing some government bonds for people to invest in Neyipitoya. I hope by the year 2130, we will be able to an automated, smart economy especially Jade, Gold, Raw Minerals manufacturing, High Yield Farming, Gas and Crude Oil production, Infrastructure to connect the Burmese-Laotian Corridor and finally Integration of Northern Laos into the union. Thank you my fellow citizens… I hope it all goes to plan.

— Lyping Juan Antionio, President of The Federal Republic of Neyipitoya