Cameroon Annexes The Canary Islands

The Liberation of The Canary Islands

For a long time, criminals and Barbarians alike, held control over the Canary Islands, but in the name of Communism and democracy, the many warlords in the islands have been defeated.

This Morning, at approximately midnight, an amphibious attack held by The People’s Liberation Army of Cameroon in combined operations with the PLNC led to the almost immediate capitulation and arrest of the over 15 warlords that held the islands to their name and oppressed people to their maximum. 

The CPC(Communist Party of Cameroon) promises to grant as much autonomy as possible, with the added benefit of offering the democratic institutions to the island’s inhabitants. As a matter of fact, Eric Totalsten, the chairman of our nation said:”In most regards it will be just like a Federation, we will try to create a unitary, yet democratic nation, where not only the islands, but each Governorate holds its own autonomy. Cameroon was made independent on the bases of anti-colonialism and the right of free self-determination. This is not different in any way. This is a free African nation liberating another one.”

For now, the truth is that the immediate changes in lifestyle in the islands is noticeable. No more people are killed in the streets out of revenge, or the law is taken in the hands of private individuals. No longer do businesses in the country have to pay huge amounts due to the extorsion of their closest warlord. For now, the islands are free from criminals, and surely a brighter future lies ahead.