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Uchama News March 4, 2096

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By Uchama News Nation
01/15/2024 05:01 pm
Updated: 01/15/2024 05:01 pm

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Paul Kuznetsov delivers his first speech as Dictator

"People of Uchama, your last leader was weak, and was a coward. Now that I am in charge, I will make Uchama great again. You  may be asking, 'How will you make Uchama great again' well I will tell you. The first thing I will do is make every capable man from the ages of 17-49 enlisted into the army, the same will go for women, but the women will be ages 20-44. Second I will order a huge mobilisation of the nation to keep our safe, especially on the Dutch border and in Belgium. Third, I will order the construction of a wall on the border of the Dutch Republic, we will also be placing an Embargo and sanctioning the Dutch Republic. Many people have also asked me to address the Dutch Executions, so I will. We will be rounding up former Victorians, Germans and Austrians, and people married to Dutch people. And they will be rehabilitated, and if they fail, they will be executed. But, I will also be deporting the people to there homeland if they are in rehabilitation for more then 2 months. Glory to Uchama" 

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Posted January 15, 2024 at 6:27 pm

I will wipe your little piss stain of a country faster off the face of the planet than you can shit yourself.

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Posted January 15, 2024 at 7:50 pm

How about not executing innocent civilians? I don't think they did anything wrong. (I'm going to help the opposing side if there's a war most likely) so why? 

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Posted January 15, 2024 at 8:13 pm

Hey hey hey. One touch to Victoria and we will blow you to smitherines.

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Posted January 15, 2024 at 8:36 pm

so based

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